1st August, 2022

[playingcupid]

So like, you're all having a good summer, yeah? Mine's fucking boring at the moment, nothing happens around here. Someone go shopping with me, yeah? Izzy, I'm looking at you. Anyway, I've been doing some writing. The heroine happens to resemble me and the hero happens to resemble Professor Quince and it happens to take place in a potions lab but it

Comments

[rathereffable]

Surely there must be some way for you to use all of those splendid phrases in your epic -- you ought not let any go to waste now.

[playingcupid]

But I like, use both of them all the time! I just don't want to keep repeating myself.

[pureslacker]

I've had mine called manmeat before. Not very appetizing, is it?

[playingcupid]

Gross, it's not like they taste good.

[pureslacker]

Wouldn't know. Haven't tried.

[playingcupid]

I'd fucking hope not! Take my word for it, yeah?

[spareboot]

Why bother with euphemisms?

[playingcupid]

Because "he thrust his erect penis into her vagina. They fornicated and it was good" does not make for good romantic fiction!

[spareboot]

Circe preserve Wading through purple prose about pulsating body parts is hardly erotic either, on the other end of the spectrum.

[playingcupid]

Nathan, I'm guessing you've never read smut?