5 September, 2022

[playingcupid]

Homework is shit. So I've been working on my latest novel! Nothing like testing out the market before the release, yeah? The book's called Kyra's Promise and the Battle of Honour..

Here's a sample!

The sounds of battle raged on outside, hexes and curses exploding against each other like fireworks, and the occasional clang of swords as someone was

Comments

[dontswatme]

I want more details about the heightened pleasure of Kyra's orgasm.

She seems to be an enormous slag, though. Do we get to see her deflowering in-novel?

[playingcupid]

The orgasm wasn't any better than usual, but Nicholai and Nathaniel never like, made her come.

She's not a slag! She's misguided and naive. And yeah, she loses her virginity to Sir Nathaniel at the end of chapter 2. But he was a fucking twat and didn't deserve her.

[dontswatme]

Where the fuck does this story take place? Nicholai, Nathaniel, Paolo, and Kyra? It's like hot Latin lover meets Russia meets the Book of Deuteronomy.

Is there an autobiographical bent to this novel?

[playingcupid]

The English countryside! Paolo has come to England on a lovers quest.

Fuck no. I'd love to be screwing hot Latino men in manor houses.

[rathereffable]

How can that one chap be better than the other two strapping sirs together at once? I call lack of realism.

[playingcupid]

Because they were both shit in bed, and Paolo is AMAZING. Ed, he's LATINO. Tertius is even better though, he's hung like a donkey.

[rathereffable]

Really? So are they based on any chaps you know? You know, just out of curiosity.

Speaking of real people though -- do you take commissions?

[playingcupid]

What makes you think that?

Hmm. Dunno, I never did a commission before. What would I have to like, do, exactly?

[with_bite]

It seems a bit gory to be romantic. Do we get to read about her and Tertius?

[playingcupid]

Yes! She already had a bunch of scenes with him cos she's pregnant with his kid and all that, and there's still like 5 chapaters after this.

[with_bite]

I look forward to reading it! Your writing is always good for a distraction.

[playingcupid]

Awesome! I'm working on chapter 4 now, because I skipped most of the earlier chapters to get to this one, which is probably thick of me because I keep thinking of stuff to put in which means I'll have to completely re-edit this.

[mont_flinty]

Jesus, Karin!

[playingcupid]

Hi, Monty! What's up?

[brummiebacon]

Bloody hell-

That's... erm, quite a twist.

[playingcupid]

I thought so! Dramatic twists are my speciality.