14th September, 2022
[Private]
Hellooooo? Can anyone see this? I had some trouble with these privacy things last year so let's hope this works.
Potential Matches To Be Made!
Izzy and Cadoc. If that doesn't work, maybe Monty. Or Denny, except I'm tempted to keep him for myself.
Dan and Amity.
Polina and Nathan. They're both boring - perfect.
Roxanne and someone nice. I'll figure it out.
Eden and Mattie, they're both kind of dorky.
Nick's face and my fist again.
More maybe later.
[/Privacy]
So you guys remember me saying that Izzy and myself would keep the Ultimate Guide to the Most Eligible Bachelors Hogwarts has to Offer bang up to date, yeah? Well, there's been some changes. Going down are Nicholas Flowers and Edward Finch-Fletchley! Going up (surprisingly) is Jasper St. John, and in other news, the Potters have swapped places. James is now above Albus on the leaderboard!
New entries include Christopher Yaxley into 15th with 45%, Jack Kirke into 12th with 60%, and Euan Bacon and Matthias Longbottom with 62.5% each, who are both now tying for 9th place with Louis Weasley. But our highest new entry is Denver Ellsworth who is officially 85% dateable and goes straight into the top 3! Still sitting pretty at the top of the list are Monty and Ash, in 2nd and 1st respectively. Well fucking played, boys.
On the subject of lists, Saturday's skinny dipping has made me decide that my next project shall be the Ultimate Guide to the Best Penises Hogwarts has to Offer. Of course I'll only be including those who are of age, so the sixth years escape for now. So like, about this list! Chicks with dicks like Sabrina Slughorn and anyone whose name is Nicholas Flowers get minus scores by default. All other male seventh years need to report to me ASAP, and trust me when I say it'll be better for everyone if it's soon. Non-compliance will result in me vanishing your trousers in front of a corridor full of people, and I'm sure you'd all like, rather avoid that.
Also! Important news coming to a notice board near you soon. So look out for that, yeah?
Hellooooo? Can anyone see this? I had some trouble with these privacy things last year so let's hope this works.
Potential Matches To Be Made!
Izzy and Cadoc. If that doesn't work, maybe Monty. Or Denny, except I'm tempted to keep him for myself.
Dan and Amity.
Polina and Nathan. They're both boring - perfect.
Roxanne and someone nice. I'll figure it out.
Eden and Mattie, they're both kind of dorky.
Nick's face and my fist again.
More maybe later.
[/Privacy]
So you guys remember me saying that Izzy and myself would keep the Ultimate Guide to the Most Eligible Bachelors Hogwarts has to Offer bang up to date, yeah? Well, there's been some changes. Going down are Nicholas Flowers and Edward Finch-Fletchley! Going up (surprisingly) is Jasper St. John, and in other news, the Potters have swapped places. James is now above Albus on the leaderboard!
New entries include Christopher Yaxley into 15th with 45%, Jack Kirke into 12th with 60%, and Euan Bacon and Matthias Longbottom with 62.5% each, who are both now tying for 9th place with Louis Weasley. But our highest new entry is Denver Ellsworth who is officially 85% dateable and goes straight into the top 3! Still sitting pretty at the top of the list are Monty and Ash, in 2nd and 1st respectively. Well fucking played, boys.
On the subject of lists, Saturday's skinny dipping has made me decide that my next project shall be the Ultimate Guide to the Best Penises Hogwarts has to Offer. Of course I'll only be including those who are of age, so the sixth years escape for now. So like, about this list! Chicks with dicks like Sabrina Slughorn and anyone whose name is Nicholas Flowers get minus scores by default. All other male seventh years need to report to me ASAP, and trust me when I say it'll be better for everyone if it's soon. Non-compliance will result in me vanishing your trousers in front of a corridor full of people, and I'm sure you'd all like, rather avoid that.
Also! Important news coming to a notice board near you soon. So look out for that, yeah?