14th September, 2022

[playingcupid]

Comments

[smile_high]

Third! I shall do my best to live up to the honour, and to find a way to beat the pants off Monty and Ash post-haste!!

As for the second, you've already seen mine! Though it was awfully cold, so maybe you need to do a second inspection?

[playingcupid]

If I'd given you a full 10/10 as my score you would be in joint second. But like, I only give that score to guys who are excellent at snogging, so.

That is true! Although if you reckon the water made it shrink you are welcome to submit your entry again.

[smile_high]

Are you saying I am NOT excellent at snogging, or that you just need first-hand experience?

The water may have!

[playingcupid]

I'm saying I need proof before I go handing out full marks all over the place!

Well then. If it did, colour me impressed.

[dontswatme]

Ed's is fantastic.

[playingcupid]

I require proof.

[dontswatme]

It's at least eight inches long and very energetic.

[playingcupid]

I heard differently!

[lowexpectation]

Really uncalled for, Karin.

[playingcupid]

What? Are you not participating? Or just upset that you've been knocked from from third place to fifth?

[lowexpectation]

I am upset

I'm not upset.

[playingcupid]

Cheer the fuck up, then!

[rathereffable]

I like how Nicky-poo dearest and I are 'going down' together -- well, I don't think I need to mention how hot and bothered that gets me, but I'll say it anyway.

[playingcupid]

He's gone down way more than you. Like, he's practically hit rock bottom. You're still in my top five!

[rathereffable]

Splendid. And I look like a Greek god, by the way. There is nothing at all wrong with a small --

[playingcupid]

I don't doubt that for a minute.

[brummiebacon]

There's no way you're going to see my... that. I better wear some swimming trunks.

[playingcupid]

Vanishing charms coming your way, then!

[brummiebacon]

Only if you can find me.

[playingcupid]

We have classes together. I'll see you in Charms and Muggle Studies on Wednesday!