hello all. just got done hanging out at Turk's house without turk. me, brian, allan, jason, michelle, and starla(turk's girl). turk was out of town. brian and gang jammed some. i played drums for a bit too. but i sucked. they rocked. brian is right now rappin. he just said "i just splooged in ya face,runnin down ya cheek, stingin just like ( Read more... )

just got home from work and O'Reiley's. what a redneck bar. anyway hung out with some people i went to highschool with: chris collinsworth, judy, and gaby. it was fun i guess. just hung out and played video games. im gunna kill brian. he is an asshole. he went and saw anchorman without me. what an ass. yesterday on my day off, i begged him ( Read more... )

heylow. im here at my computing machine once again. i just got up about an hour ago... damn im lazy. its now two oclock. sleepybastardthatiam. anyway. I had a weird dream last night where i was working for walmart. while working for walmart i had access to a bank i guess that was in the walmart. also in the walmart was an indoor apartment ( Read more... )

im justa grillin n chillin today. goin to a friends heezi fa ah midday party. ahhhh yeah.... gonna grill some asparagus... and veggie skewers. damn im gettin randy just thinking about it. i'll let all you beautiful people how my day goes when i get back.

aaaaaahhhhh! my head hurts. i am sooo hung over. i didn't even drink that much last night. but i did stay out till 5 o'clock in da morning. what crazy kind of party did i go to last night? naked dancing women? multiple kegs? bacardi girls? body shots? mudwrestling? NONE OF THE ABOVE; i went to a dorky drunken midnight magic game. what fun ( Read more... )

damn. i just got back from the gym. im tired. exhausted. there might be somethign to this whole hyperglycimic thing. i feel faint. i should go to the doctor and get looked at. anybody wanna donate to the marty is a poor bastard with no insurance fund? thanks. i do take credit cards, but no c.o.d. cause i don't deliver shit. you gotta come ( Read more... )

hey all. guess whose back? huh? guess? I am. thats right. me. I just got back from my vacation a few hours ago... and then took a little bit of a nap. fanfrickintastic. i don't work tomorrow... but i do work on friday. damn the man. i took a little quiz to find out i am carl. fanfrickintastic. i don't love eighties gay metal/rock crap, but ( Read more... )

hey everyone, im going to bed... got back from work a while ago, now im going to bed so i can get up early tomorrow morning. that way i win a dollar AND a foot massage. i'll update later nothing new going on other than im off work for a week!!!! waaaaahooooooo!!!

DAMN IT ALL!!! Liars! a bunch of freakin LIARS!! aqua teen and sealabia are 24.99 NOT 9.99! bastardos... someone lied to me. if i could remember who told me it was only 9.99 i would kick em in the teeth. oh well i bought the Coral cd, and a couple modest mouse cds i use to have that vanished into thin air sometime while living in tally. off to ( Read more... )