Advent Day 9 // Fic: Here's For You
Title: Here's For You
Author: playingwithcake
Rating: R for language
Pairing: Neal/David with side of BoUH
Disclaimer: None of this is real. All in my head.
Author's Note: Thanks to the always lovely annie2791 for her quick beta!
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!"
David was in such a good mood. He loved being on the road, playing music every day, but being home with his friends, in his house, celebrating Christmas together and relaxing made him so content. He always looked forward to giving his friends some gifts. They were never really elaborate, but he always had a great time finding little things he thought his friends would like.
They were all gathered around the Christmas tree, which was decorated with purple and green lights and little skulls in place of christmas balls. There were candies in bowls scattered around the table, as well as homemade cookies and other yummy treats.
"Open it up, open it up NOW!"
"Chill out dude, he's gonna open it, no need to have a coronary over it, man", said Kyle.
David sighed, sitting back down on the edge of the sofa. Monty shook the present.
"Hurry up, whatcha waitin' for?"
"Come on man, let him do his thing!" said Andy, laughing at David's impatience.
"But I want him to open it up NOW! I wanna see his face when he sees what I got him!" said David loudly.
He was sitting at the edge of his seat, bouncing on his butt with excitement. Monty was taking an extra long time, just to tease David. He knew how much David loved watching people open their presents, especially when he's the one giving said present.
"Hurry up, damn it man!"
Monty smiled. All he had to do now was open the box.
He slowly reached inside and pulled out pieces of paper neatly folded with hearts and glitter all over them.
"The fuck?"
Monty unfolded one, started reading:
"Coupon redeemable for one blow..."
David ripped the paper out of Monty's hand.
"Oops, sorry man..." He said, blushing, taking the box off of Monty's lap.
He turned around, facing Neal, extending his hand to give him the opened gift.
"Merry Christmas?" said a sheepish David.
Neal gave him one of his rare big, huge, gummy smiles. Neal gave David a little peck on the cheek, and squeezed his thigh.
"Thanks man. Exactly what I wanted."
David turned to Monty to apologize once more, and to give him his real present. The WTF expression on Monty's face made David laugh out loud. He grabbed Monty by the shoulders, hugged him, pushed his chin up to close his open mouth.
"Here Monty, here's your real present", said David, placing an unopened box on Monty's lap. "I promise it has nothing to do with blow jobs or anything of the sort".
The whole room exploded with laughter.
Author: playingwithcake
Rating: R for language
Pairing: Neal/David with side of BoUH
Disclaimer: None of this is real. All in my head.
Author's Note: Thanks to the always lovely annie2791 for her quick beta!
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!"
David was in such a good mood. He loved being on the road, playing music every day, but being home with his friends, in his house, celebrating Christmas together and relaxing made him so content. He always looked forward to giving his friends some gifts. They were never really elaborate, but he always had a great time finding little things he thought his friends would like.
They were all gathered around the Christmas tree, which was decorated with purple and green lights and little skulls in place of christmas balls. There were candies in bowls scattered around the table, as well as homemade cookies and other yummy treats.
"Open it up, open it up NOW!"
"Chill out dude, he's gonna open it, no need to have a coronary over it, man", said Kyle.
David sighed, sitting back down on the edge of the sofa. Monty shook the present.
"Hurry up, whatcha waitin' for?"
"Come on man, let him do his thing!" said Andy, laughing at David's impatience.
"But I want him to open it up NOW! I wanna see his face when he sees what I got him!" said David loudly.
He was sitting at the edge of his seat, bouncing on his butt with excitement. Monty was taking an extra long time, just to tease David. He knew how much David loved watching people open their presents, especially when he's the one giving said present.
"Hurry up, damn it man!"
Monty smiled. All he had to do now was open the box.
He slowly reached inside and pulled out pieces of paper neatly folded with hearts and glitter all over them.
"The fuck?"
Monty unfolded one, started reading:
"Coupon redeemable for one blow..."
David ripped the paper out of Monty's hand.
"Oops, sorry man..." He said, blushing, taking the box off of Monty's lap.
He turned around, facing Neal, extending his hand to give him the opened gift.
"Merry Christmas?" said a sheepish David.
Neal gave him one of his rare big, huge, gummy smiles. Neal gave David a little peck on the cheek, and squeezed his thigh.
"Thanks man. Exactly what I wanted."
David turned to Monty to apologize once more, and to give him his real present. The WTF expression on Monty's face made David laugh out loud. He grabbed Monty by the shoulders, hugged him, pushed his chin up to close his open mouth.
"Here Monty, here's your real present", said David, placing an unopened box on Monty's lap. "I promise it has nothing to do with blow jobs or anything of the sort".
The whole room exploded with laughter.