chip event plotting

[crotchroses]

OH GOSH and here I almost forgot about this.

Time for a really bare-bones walk through French history! And by "walk" I mean "skipping across three time periods that stretch across about 1,900 years."

It's not a ridiculous event in the sense that we're not going to have dimensions ripping apart the fabric of time and space, but bodice-ripping

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[fettuttittes]

Romana claims bbFranch and she will fight Rosemary for this :|

[crotchroses]

can he cling to her skirt and have her good cooking and curl up with her at night he's not scared or anything don't even think it

[fettuttittes]

Yes he can and she will cook him all the things and sing him to sleep and everyone will be so confused holy shit she has a nice side

[crotchroses]

awesome and if anyone threatens her or upsets her he will try to knife them. Nobody messes with his matrons okay.

also protect him from that giant shaggy thing with Britannia's brows, it scares him.

[aristocravat]

I am entirely braindead right now, but there will be shenanigans. Of the 'oh god not this again' kind. :|

[crotchroses]

oh hannah I love you and your austria aaaaahhhh

LOL "not this shit again" lsdkjflasdslfa isn't that his reaction to everything that isn't music...

[aristocravat]

Wow don't say things like that I might get an ego or something. Wait I'm in Austria's account and am therefore borrowing an ego the size of Russia. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR FRANCE MORE X-(

pretty much : / everything except good music, specifically

[crotchroses]

laskdjfl WHAT IS THAT ICON EVEN LOL /saves lskdfl

also it was somewhat unintentional but the latter two periods are basically going to be giant headaches for Austria...

[gochuugoku]

/sob there is not much China can do since he's bedridden at the moment.

He will just freak out at the sudden aging and hope it doesn't happen to him when he gets his chip out.

[crotchroses]

o-oh Chine why do you do this to yourse--oh wait it's China

but still

ALSO OH GOD and I thought I had a hard time picking time periods out of 2,000 years. If you do the history-type event I would be in awe forever, holy shit.

[gochuugoku]

Oh yeah... I would have over five thousand years to choose from. Though, I was already planning something different.

I can't say just yet since China's still looking for someone who will take his chip out. He will probably ask around in his next post... and will mention that if he can find no one, he will attempt to remove it himself.

[crotchroses]

O-ooh now I'm really interested! *3* I'm way more comfortable with Western history but Chinese history has always fascinated me of stuff from the East so alsdjkfl

Chine you are insane but France will help you. Soup and bedrest and no walking, okay.

[brotundbier]

GREECE WANTS TO LOAF ON DA BAAABY

[crotchroses]

LOAF LOAF LOAF yes please

oh oh and I need Germany too, so he can be like WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR you've already been told this but this is like

~official~ now okok

[gocoldturkey]

gross germany doesnt want to plot with you

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[crotchroses]

look at this face allemagne

[hullonurse]

I am up for plotting if you want to plot here hi hi

Rosemary was half serious about tying him up, but when he turns into babby gaul he'll probably be able to slip free off that... And after that she'll be too enraptured by the baby!!!!!! to do anything about that. And she'll dote and fawn but I think it's highly unlikely she'll be able to keep him in one place out of trouble. Because he is a Gaul and cannot be tamed.

But otherwise, yes... England will mostly be trying to keep France inside and out of trouble over the course of the event but that's likely to be difficult... But she is a nurse and France is now her patient so tough luck! She will never give up.

[crotchroses]

YEEE. Yes lsdkjfls he'll just freak out and then fall asleep and when he's Gaul he'll be like AHA SOMEONE TRIED TO TIE ME UP BUT THEY COULDN'T BECAUSE THEY WERE SO AFRAID OF ME! and then leave and look for people because what is this place it's terrifying is he dead