Voicemail

[playsforkepesh]

Hello, this is Alliance Specialist Sam Traynor. I'm sorry to have missed your call, but I'll return it as quick as I can. If it's very urgent, I'd recommend sending me an email; that ought to speed things along.

Comments

[bitten_notshy]

Specialist Traynor, it's Jack. The one who's normally in Fandom. You may have figured this out by now, but Miss Nought will not need that portal home.

Also, I hate this island sometimes.

Phone Day 2: Phone Harder

[firstnameagent]

"Buy milk. Bread. A half-pound of turkey. Cereal. You know what, just get everything you need for a giant salad.... And some mini-donuts. Chocolate this time, no second-guessing."

He was just trying to dictate his shopping list on his phone! Oh, Fandom.

Re: Phone Day 2: Phone Harder

[playsforkepesh]

[[to here!]]

Crazy Phone Day

[not_a_whiner]

[[ from here ]]

i haven't tried to steal ANYTHING from your store. that's an outrageous claim. but... discount?

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[playsforkepesh]

[[to here!]]

[notvenom]

[ Comes from here!]

He has the what of a what? I find that difficult to smother...well, anyone.

This is crazy talk, chico. Hazte ver.

[playsforkepesh]

[[from here!]]

[brat_inslayage]

[[hi, i'm a terrible person. from here:]]

"Whaaaaaat? Look, guy, I mean, thanks for the offer and all, but A), your girlfriend is possibly my type, while you on the other hand, definitely not so much, and B), have my own and believe me, she's more than even I can handle sometimes and that's saying something, so... not to burst your bubble and all but uh. This is me kinda doing that."

[playsforkepesh]

[[you know that this basically HAD to go right back to you over here, right?]]