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[playstheblues]

Okay!

Nobody panic!

I know it's weird trust me, is it weird but if you need help please let me know! I mean.

...they're...mostly...

[Pause]

I just don't want anyone to get hurt.

[ooc: sob nursery rhymes.]

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voice;

[oshutup]

I think we're setting a record for turning customers away.

...not that they're really customers. Just nuisances.

voice;

[playstheblues]

Gosh, this is so strange.

They're supposed to be my friends!

voice;

[oshutup]

Well---not these ones, surely?

voice;

[playstheblues]

Well I hope...I mean.

I keep telling myself it's a curse but it's hard not to think of them as people I've known forever!

[othersideofwhat]

Oh, Blue! Do you know what's going on?

[playstheblues]

I don't know, Alice. Are you all right? Are you somewhere safe? Do you want me to come get you?

[Directive: protect Alice]

[othersideofwhat]

Yes, I'm all right. I'm still at our house. I found Humpty Dumpty in the garden and he absolutely insisted on talking to me. He's quite cross, but he was cross the first time I met him too.

[playstheblues]

He's kind of a cross fellow.

Listen, Alice. If someone gets in the house, promise me you'll run as fast as you can.

[mad_here]

It's all so... literal....

[playstheblues]

Usually we are not this literal.

[mad_here]

...I know, remember?

[playstheblues]

Sorry. I'm a little stressed out.

because 3 in a row is funny to me always [voice]

[the_alice]

Do you....need any help?

[voice]

[playstheblues]

Alice!

Um.

How's your hand, first?

....[waitasecond. That's a lot of Alices]

[voice]

[the_alice]

Better...much.

[ pause ]

Thank you.

[voice]

[playstheblues]

Then yes, please. Help would be fantastic.

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[adamantined]

If you don't want anyone to get hurt, then I think we should start considering lacing everyone up in full suits of armor.

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[playstheblues]

....I could do that. I think I have enough armor for about five people.