I just found this funny and sad- the height of adventure from which they have fallen. An order that has inspired myths and legends now has bake sales
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and they flip those pancakes in the name of perserving the bloodline of jesus christ and mary magdalene. also, they know the way to the crescent valley, and inside, if you pass the three tests (hint: in latin, jesus begins with an i), you will meet a really old knight templar (hint: jesus was a carpenter, the grail is cheap), as well as a nazi who turns real old and dead real fast. also, don't listen to the blond. she's a bitch.
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read Foucault's Pendulum. it will blow your mind.
the Da Vinci Code was Foucaults pendulum written for retards by a third grader.
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