http://richarddawkins.net/article,859,Hey-Mom-Im-an-Atheist,Anonymous

LMAO

This guys is fucking hilarious...

http://www.royzimmerman.com/index.php

Yeah, for me, they dont exist. Even on the most sacred of drinking events, still they dont hit me up. Fuck you guys and fuck chillin with "my friends"... Im done even trying

Lets get fucking drunk...

Met the lady of my dreams last night...

Leaving tommorow at 3:30 in the morning on a cruise to Mexico... Ill hit everyone up when I get back... I am fucking craving a camping trip so well have to get something together after this trip

no drinking age.... here i come... god damn, finally i can speak my native tongue

paco

I am SO fucking gay. I have homosexual relations with one jeff franklin blair.....at lest three times a day.

So I woke up this morning, busted out the four S (shit, shower, shave and straighten), when suddenly a staggering thought entered my mind ( Read more... )

Well Im off to Gods country to catch me some motherfuckin walleyes, dont worry when im gutting fish ill think of you all.

Hopelessness fails to elude ( Read more... )