sometimes when im really bored i search the personals of craigs list and laugh at all the weird requests that ppl make. Some ppl are FAHREAKS!

funniest thing ever ( Read more... )

Young lady seeks companion to go to gaudalajara with next month for Morrissey concert. Must be an avid Morrissey/ Smiths fan with either money for gas/ plane ticket or a good car. Proper paperwork is a must. Fluent Spanish/ English speakers a major bonus. No illegals please. Dicks, cunts, lames and bores need not apply.

im calling in sick to work to go to scary farm tomorrow. gregga is already coming, jade, jasmine, richie, taylor?? im not calling you, this is your written invitation....... all others included too.

i was keeping a low profile on the abandoned part of my floor cruising iss and i heard someone coming, no biggie for me, im done my work. This person is right around the corner and lets out the loudest fart and then turns the corner. damn i thought it was a man, but this nurse was so embarassed. i guess im not the only one that comes here to cut

So i spoke with an old friend of mine that i used to go to church with, he was pretty much my little brother, at least back then. I went to shows with him, we talked about how he was so stoked on the edge. young, hopeful, and zealous. I haven't seen him in a while, actually this was the first time in many months, and it had been a while before ( Read more... )

i love buying cosmo and reading it cover to cover, the tips, the styles, the stories... all of it. Makes me feel like a girl. More often than not i try to implement as many of the tips as i can as soon as i can. lol. most of the time i forget about them within a week.

So basically when its really slow at work later at night i hide in the abandoned part of the hospital and read, and go online, and make phone calls. It will be awesome when school starts again b/c it will give me time to study while im at work. Soak City tomorrow with gregga and jazz, im excited. Water parks are the shit, even if the little kids ( Read more... )

my computer is fucked up... i havent fixed it b/c it just needs a new norton and i havent had an extra $80 in a while. Being a bum rocked, but now its back to the grind. my job is so chill. i am not excited for school. i want to move out. gregga?
i thought i made up my mind. i was sitting on the fence for a long time. now i changed it again.

its funny how looking in from the outside you can tell someone exactly what they are doing wrong, and you want to smack them and tell them, "wtf are you doing?!"

your making stupid choices, it would be better not to make any at all.

please just stop fucking up.