http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070114/ap_on_re_mi_ea/saddam_mimicry_hangings

The boys' deaths - scattered in the United States, in Yemen, in Turkey and elsewhere in seemingly isolated horror - had one thing in common: They hanged themselves ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen, the president of Turkmenistan is dead.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061213/sc_afp/turkeyarchaeologyagriculture_061213073357Read more... )

Hah hah. I just heard an interviewer asking people questions on some Yahoo news video.

- Do you think Barack Obama is a threat to the United States?

- Yes, he's still at large.

- What country do you think Barack Obama could become president of - Nigeria, Sudan, France, or the United States?

- Nigeria.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061201/us_nm/usa_muslims_fear_dc

( When radio host Jerry Klein suggested that all Muslims in the United States should be identified with a crescent-shape tattoo or a distinctive arm band, the phone lines jammed instantly... )

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061129/ap_on_go_pr_wh/nkorea_ipod_diplomacy

The Bush administration wants North Korea's attention, so like a scolding parent it's trying to make it tougher for that country's eccentric leader to buy iPods, plasma ( Read more... )

A double amputee was jailed for a year for having led police on a high-speed car chase in rural northeast England using wooden poles and broom handles to control the accelerator and brake.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061117/ap_on_re_us/playstation_shooting

Two armed thugs tried to rob a line of people waiting for the new Playstation 3 game system to go on sale early Friday and shot a man who refused to give up his money, authorities ( Read more... )

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/14/toy.jesus.ap/index.html?eref=yahoo

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