entry sixty nine: an investigator at heart.

[pleasesmirk]

Who out there owns a dog?

[Inmate men filter]

Gentlemen. I need every single one of you to account for the last time you were in the shower. No, I won't make fun of your sense of hygiene or lack thereof, I'm trying to discover who defiled our showers

Comments

Private

[bob_fraser_snr]

I appreciate the thought, Captain, but honestly, this is a prank, and pranksters want to be paid attention to. I'm not keen to give them the satisfaction of a manhunt.

Private - swing has no sense of humour, so takes this seriously

[pleasesmirk]

...and you think we should tolerate it?

Look, I just want something to look into and anything else, I'd be obliged to report to the wardens. I'm not standing for this.

Private - Bob does too

[bob_fraser_snr]

If it happens again, then most certainly, I'd be inclined to make inquiries, but as it stands, the better thing to do might be to exercise the better part of valour.

I won't stop you, Captain.

Private -

[pleasesmirk]

I don't want to wait for anything to happen the second time.

[cautionarystory]

Why?

[pleasesmirk]

I'd just like to account for the dogs on board. I only have one question to ask you if you've got one.

[cautionarystory]

Yeah? Hurry up and ask it. I've got better things to do than get interrogated about the dog.

[pleasesmirk]

Was it with you last night? All of last night?

Inmate Dudes

[nodeedtoobase]

I don't answer to you.

Inmate Dudes

[pleasesmirk]

If you don't, you're automatically a suspect. I suggest you do, unless you like people using the shower as a toilet.

Inmate Dudes

[nodeedtoobase]

You would accuse me of this filth? I assure you, I will not stand for that!

Re: Inmate Dudes

[pleasesmirk]

Then tell me the last time you were in the shower and clear your name. Simple as that, Edward.

[parttimejob]

I have a dog, and I'm not participating in your survey about the showers. Needless to say, I am fastidious and would never do what's been described.

inmate filter.

[pleasesmirk]

Where was your dog last night?

It's not a survey, I'm trying to find out for everyone's good, and it only works if you all answer.

inmate filter.

[parttimejob]

It's not for my good to be accused of doing vile things in the shower.

And Dios stays with me all night. Why?

Re: inmate filter.

[pleasesmirk]

Of course not, so you should clear your name.

Because it might not have been a person.

[with_discipline]

I have one.

[pleasesmirk]

Was it with you last night?

[with_discipline]

Yes.

[pleasesmirk]

Then that is all. Thank you.