"we only need one axe murderer in the family."
-random quote from my dad.....i wonder who he was referring to COUGHalexCOUGH

( i'll laser you with my crazy eyes )

we've taken to nicknames + newspaper article cliches

not breathing not breathing not breathing just let the slack in.

a six-month old accident that blossomed like permanent marker on your favorite blouse ( Read more... )

it's like when the swamp spilled into the street or that cereal bowl you placed under the leak + by morning you'd wake up in waist-deep but
youcouldstillbreathe.

my most precious asset ( Read more... )

long ride. we won our game though, so i got some fitful, sore sleep inside a seatbelt.
oh, + sweetheart...you shouldn't make such unfair accusations,
when you know i'm having my own affair with the dialtone.

i stumbled to the shower, slid the glass back ( Read more... )

me.

RECAP ( Read more... )