Fic : Locked Out
Title: Locked Out
Pairing: Leeteuk/Siwon
Rating: R
Warnings: Frottage, drunken-ness, possble voyeurism if you squint
Words: 758
Summary : Leeteuk and Siwon are drunk
Comments: For the
miracle______ 100 SuJu fic challenge prompt 018 : Keys ( my archive)
Betaed by
momijinohimitsu who was amazingly lovely as ever XD
It was sometime early in the morning, the kind of time when career-driven people were just starting to get up to motivate their way through the day. Some less responsible citizens, however, were just getting home.
The two in question were stumbling along like some sort of 4 legged monster with severe brain damage. The way they were clinging to each other wasn't really helping their progress either, but they were both determined not to let go. Siwon was adamant that he was sober enough to run even, walking would therefore be a breeze and he was gallantly offering walking assistance to his less deluded companion.
Leeteuk on the other hand was suffering no illusions to his state, even drunk enough in fact to believe Siwon's assertions to sobriety and was possibly hamming up his walking ineptitude slightly on purpose in the hopes his walk-coach would consider him a lost cause and just carry him the rest of the way.
He didn't get his way, and had to remind himself he was in fact the oldest 'most responsible' one here and not a 3-year-old child that could have a tantrum for not getting his way; not that this stopped him pouting in between giggles when he remembered to.
Standing, albeit not exactly straight or particularly balanced, he looked expectantly at Siwon, waiting for him to open the door politely for him. So why wasn't he springing into action?
"Doors don't open themselves, you know.." He oh-so-wisely informed him in the universally recognised drunken-meant-to-be-quiet-but-was-actually-louder-than-speaking-normally hiss.
"No, they open with the keys you brought with us."
"Pft, I gave those to you cuz you thought I'd lose them."
"You did no such thing!"
"Did too."
"Did not!!"
"DID TOO."
"DID NOT!!"
"DID TOO POO!!!" At which point Leeteuk descended into more giggles at his amazing debating skills, and even Siwon had to disguise some undignified, juvenile snorting behind his hand.
But however absorbing and helpful the argument, sluggish brain cells were tentatively rubbing together and coming up 'locked out'.
Equal looks of dismay were shared as the realization struck them.
"We have to get in, Siwon! I need to wee!" Which Leeteuk accompanied with the equally universally known 'I need a wee' cross-legged dance.
Casting about for some magic solution to present itself, Siwon directed his eyes heavenward, alighting on their first floor apartment's open window.
"Hyung! The window's open! I can climb the trellis and get in!!!”
So excited at his discovery, he scrambled onto said trellis and began to scale it with rather too much enthusiasm, egged on happily by his very own cheerleader, Leeteuk. The trellis, however, was not at all happy about its new passenger, and protested with a more than ominous creaking, promptly depositing Siwon with a stunted 'Oooomph' on his back on the grass.
"OMG Siwon!! Don't die!! I'll save you!"
Thus, Siwon came to, straddled by a frantic Leeteuk giving him a rather sloppy attempt at the kiss of life. He was about to inform him that a) he hadn't actually stopped breathing and b) falling from a wall was not recoverable with the kiss of life to begin with, but he found he was enjoying the wiggling body on top of him, and the soft lips felt nice if he could just stop the determined blowing into his mouth.
Well that was easily solved, and he grasped Leeteuk's face in both hands, feeling the air rush the other way in a startled gasp quickly to be followed by his questing tongue to show the other man how it's done.
He was passionately welcomed in as Leeteuk sucked enthusiastically on him, stroking his tongue with his own and bringing their hips together, rutting like a horny puppy. And it shouldn't have, but that hot inviting mouth and those over-active hips outside their apartment for the world to see had him thrusting back, running a large hand down Leeteuk’s back to grasp his arse and crush their groins together harder and harder as they careened towards a frantic, unromantic, sticky end.
Lying limply, sweaty and uncomfortable in a heap on the ground, Siwon stared upwards once more, no longer in any rush to be back inside or move at all; it was rather peaceful...
"Everyone!! Siwon and Leeteuk are humping on the lawn!!!"
At which Leeteuk sprang up, embarrassed, to yell at Heechul to let them in. Siwon, on the other hand, could happily lie there all day if it wasn't for the pointy rock sticking into his back.
"Hyung, I found your keys."
Notes :
'Did too poo' gakked off every arguement I have with
beevosteethos <3