Spotted Dick Review

[pleckos]

All the comments I received about the Spotted Dick in a Can got me intrigued. What exactly is Spotted Dick and what does it taste like? Hold on, before I get into this, I need to state that I will not, I refuse to, and I will refrain from making the obvious gay/dick jokes. That's just childish and I won't go down that road

Comments

[evade]

Clearly, your problem here is that you were eating spotted dick. Have you ever known a spotted dick to be good? Nay, spots most often indicate poor health, and indeed, a poor taste.

Seriously though, I love that you fed it to your dad. AWESOME.

[pleckos]

i'm very thankful i have a med student on my friends list to point things out like this to me. i'm a bit scared now, actually. do you think i should get tested?

[evade]

Also: I thought for sure that last image had to be a photoshop (pork faggots? Is there anything funnier?), but a quick Google search proved me wrong!

Direct quote from the article: "The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week."

With picture of the Faggot Family.

[pleckos]

i LOVE that they're the Doody family, hahaha.

[labyrinthine_]

doody faggots!

hahaha.

[alixkat]

ENOUGH! I'm going to go wee on the chair

[kristenny]

Oh. My. GOD.

This post - and your doggy's name - for the win.

[krisssa]

what.the.fuck.

Spotted DICK??? By Heinz??? What are they thinking?

And wtf is a pork faggot? (and Mr. Brain's at that.)

The world is slowly coming to an end.

But your post is damn hilarious.

[pleckos]

Yeah, Heinz. Think about that next time you reach for the ketchup.

[julia_michelle]

Aww I love your spotted dog! Chickenpox is the greatest dalmatian name ever!!

This whole post was great, start to finish. Thank you for answering the questions we'd all been thinking :)