Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, and at exactly the right momentMURPHY'S OTHER LAWS.... Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the middle of the night.
apparently so is my face cuz when i run into things in the middle of the night, it's usually walls and man oh man, do they hurt like a mother!!!!!! :) <33333
i swear, i think the walls jump out at people! it has nothing to do with us "running" into them. it's a conspiracy..you just KNOW those walls are out to get us..and i'm sure their convo's go something like:: wall 1: dude, she's walking around and really groggy. wall 2: seriusly??!! let's get her. wall 1: okay. just move an inch forward......perfect!! wait for it..wait for it... SMACK!!!!! wall 2: that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!! we'll get her again on the way back... wall 1: totally!
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apparently so is my face cuz when i run into things in the middle of the night, it's usually walls and man oh man, do they hurt like a mother!!!!!!
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wall 1: dude, she's walking around and really groggy.
wall 2: seriusly??!! let's get her.
wall 1: okay. just move an inch forward......perfect!! wait for it..wait for it...
SMACK!!!!!
wall 2: that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!! we'll get her again on the way back...
wall 1: totally!
or something along those lines!
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