You'd be proud of me, Marge. I totally made that kid cookies. I did not, however, hand feed him. I stood down the hall, stalker-like, peeking around the corner to see if he took one.
God, why don't you just rub my nose in that again, you hotel ho! And why didn't you take pictures? Mwahaha. Percy. Sink meh!
And, and that other stuff? It's not anything. I was told to post and I did. I'm not a smart-ass. I'm too dumb and literal to be a smart-ass. Next they'll be telling me to jump off a cliff and then feeling bad when they get their phone-calls telling them what I've willed them. They'll be sorry then.
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Y'all move here then we can have movie night whenever we like!
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Ok, apparently I missed something. *looks around* I'd like to buy a vowel. Someone clue me in.
Making cookies for cute emo boys is fun. Walking in on them going at it in the pool is even better.
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And, and that other stuff? It's not anything. I was told to post and I did. I'm not a smart-ass. I'm too dumb and literal to be a smart-ass. Next they'll be telling me to jump off a cliff and then feeling bad when they get their phone-calls telling them what I've willed them. They'll be sorry then.
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