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pluckyreporter

News Report #2

Nov 25, 2011 13:30

[Phone]Well, it looks like the holiday passed without too much incident -- just a little bit of insanity before hand. I don't know if anybody got to the bottom of that, but I'd really love to know what made a good chunk of our citizenry lose their ever lovin' minds. It certainly had me in an-- odd position, for a while. Not bad, I guess, and nobody ( Read more... )

phone post, nosy reporter

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webball November 25 2011, 20:51:05 UTC

Who is this...? Your voice sounds familiar. Wait, it's... Roseanne, right? Pulitzer Prize Candidate?

Peter Parker, speaking, just to put us on the same page.
God, there were so many P's in those two sentences...it's like I'm spitting here.

pluckyreporter November 25 2011, 22:42:38 UTC

Roxanne.

I remember.

webball November 26 2011, 04:10:57 UTC

[Whoops...awkward...]

Aheh. I am... so sorry. I'm bad at names sometimes, and this was... one of those times. That is embarrassing. Roxanne. Like the song! I got it now.

Well, I'm guessing you didn't get a case of the Crazies, huh? No running around seeing horrible hallucinations like axe murderers or Sarah Jessica Parker?

pluckyreporter November 26 2011, 07:24:51 UTC

Yes. Like the song.

[ABOUT A PROSTITUTE. Please don't bring that up either, Peter.]

No. A -- friend of mine did. But I got him talked down from... anything too nutty.

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[Phone...kinda] I swear I keep seeing an Aperture Science logo on that mic idkmybfforin November 25 2011, 22:21:00 UTC

[...kinda meaning she bumped the phone upstairs off of its hook and is now automatically responding to what she hears.]

...you sound like a tengu. I didn't know you were a tengu.

[There's an "unyu?" sound in there somewhere.]

pluckyreporter November 25 2011, 22:43:26 UTC

I'm... not a tengu. Utsuho? Is that you?

[Aren't you in the house, you weird bird?]

idkmybfforin November 26 2011, 20:22:59 UTC

[Yeah she is. You can probably hear her clonking around on the floor above.]

...but you're asking the same things the tengu asks, so you must be.

[Except unlike SOME tengu there's actually some journalistic integrity here.]

pluckyreporter November 26 2011, 23:00:22 UTC

Just a second, Utsuho.

[She puts down the phone and comes up stairs because, really-- it's easier then doing that on the phone, you know?]

What's a 'tengu'?

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