[part one]
Hot or cold: i assume you mean food...hot
Sweet or sour: sweet
Spicy or bland: spicy
Fast or slow: this isn't food...fast
Black or white: white
Half-full or half-empty: empty
Long or short: long
More or less: more, baby
Soft or hard: soft
Rough or smooth: smooth
Air, land or sea: land
Light or dark: mm, dark
Straight or curly: straight
Straight or curvy: curvy
Large or small: large
Fat or thin: thin
E-mail or letter: letters
Phone or instant message: IM
Day or night: night tyme
Breakfast, lunch or dinner: lunch
Past, present or future: future, cos i'm not a rockstar yet, im still a virgin [that might change in a month though ;)] and kinesis have not released a proper album yet. So future.
Radio or CD: hm...CD
MTV or VH1: MTV
Brush or comb: comb, but i dont really use either.
Slide, see-saw or swings: swings
Doing or watching: Doing.
Mind or body: Mind
Consciousness, subconsciousness or unconsciousness: Consciousness
Feet or hands: hands
Water or juice: juice
Ocean or pool: ocean
Treadmill or road: road
Speaker-phone or hand-held: hand held, its more private
AIM or ICQ: MSN
Rain or shine: shine, at the moment at least.
Cat or dog: cat
Innie or outie: innie
Inside or outside: inside
Up/high or down/low: up/high
Closet or dresser-drawers: draws
Bed frame or only mattress: i assume you mean prefer...matress, obviously, fool
Silver or gold: silver
[part two]
Are you Hetero-/Homo-/Bi-sexual?: hetro, but i find a few men really attractive
Are you in love?: nah
Are you in a relationship?: sort of.
Have you gotten your first kiss?: yeah
Do you have a crush?: yes
What form of birth control do/would you use?: withdrawl meathod...nah only joking, condoms
Would/did you have sex before marriage?: i would.
Do you believe in hookups (sexual relations without emotion)?: nope
Have you ever had a hookup?: nope
Is there a difference between a crush and being in love?: yes
Do you believe in love at first sight?: nope
Do you believe in true love?: im not sure, yet.
Can long-distance relationships work?: i think if you are really commited then yes. I dont think i could, to be honest.
Have you ever had a long-distance relationship?: sort of.
What of online-friend relationships?: yeah, you can certainly have friends on the net and stuff, i have loads, but relationships and falling in love? No way.
Have you had sex in the past and regretted it?: no, cos i quite simply haven't done it yet.
Have you fallen in love in the past and regretted it?: erm, no, but i dont think i really have.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: 15
Have you ever broken someone's heart?: not to my knowledge
Have you ever sexually harassed someone?: no
Have you ever been sexually harassed yourself?: nah
Have you ever been jealous of your boy/girlfriend's ex-?: no, never really thought about it
Have you ever gotten back together with an ex-?: nah
Have you ever gotten together with a friend's ex-?: nah
Have you ever been in love with someone so much that you've cried over them?: nope
What's the most affection you deem appropriate for public?: i think hugs and kisses, but not marathon hardcore kissing in the street or somthing, because i find that annoying. In the park or somthing then it doesnt bother me.
Have/would you ever see(n) an "X"-rated movie?: about 10, and various MPGs too...
Do you enjoy French-kissing?: oh yes...
Have you ever dumped someone?: nah
Have you ever been dumped?: yes
Have you ever had your heart broken?: no, i have been hurt a lot though.
Are you (honestly) afraid of commitment?: ...right now, yes.
Are you attracted to people with accents?: soft irish accents, almost any european accents, and really posh english accents. However, i wouldnt just go out with a girl just because of her accent.
Have you ever had sexual relations in public?: ive done norty stuff in regents park and outside the toilets of the barfly. I think im a bit of an exhibitionist, heh.
Do you have a memento from a previous relationship?: ...no
Is there a certain smell, sight, sound, or taste that reminds you of a lover?: ooooh fay gave me her kinder egg toy the night she rejected me, so that i guess
[part three]
Do you enjoy living in your town?: ups and downs, just like everywhere. I think the goods outweight the bad, though.
Do you smoke?: no
Do you drink?: yes
How often do you shower?: i dont have a shower. I bath every other day.
Do people you live with complain about the water bill because of the lengths of your showers?: ...
Do you trust others easily?: not usually.
Have you ever lied to a friend?: yes
Are you trustworthy?: i like to think so
Are you anyone's secret-keeper?: yes
Are you a daredevil?: depends on what type of dare
Have/would you skydive?: yes i would
Have/would you bungee jump?: yes i would
Have/would you play "Chicken"?: no. i wouldnt sober, anyway
If granted one wish, what would it be?: to get good A level grades.
Do you like to dance?: yes
Which do you prefer - slow or fast dancing?: fast
Do you like to swim?: sometimes
Do you make friends easily?: i think people either love me or hate me, cos i think im a bit of a wierdo around new people sometimes, and i still am around people i know!
If so, where do you most often make friends?: gigs/online
Do you color your hair?: no, but i want to (blue, ideally)
Do you wear makeup?: nah
Are you a person who lies a lot?: not really.
What religion do you practice, if any?: i dont "practice" any religion.
Do you like high heels?: obviously me, no. On girls i think id always be more attracted to your average trainers/jeans girl than someone in heels, even though they do look nice.
Are you homophobic?: no. I think probably as a young lad i was, but then i realized how childish it was and if anyone says "oh thats so gay" or somthing i'll either tut or go off on one, depending on my mood.
Do you like to travel?: yes
Do you collect anything?: cds. Kinesis stuff.
Do you enjoy having your picture taken?: most of the pictures i take are taken by me, and i try to make myself look cool. If other people take em i always look shit.
Do you have a job?: yes, a lazy arsee
Do you plan on having kids?: eventually
Have you ever baby-sat?: no
In what position do you sleep?: side/stomach
Have you ever fallen asleep on someone else's bed?: probably as a child
Have you ever fallen asleep on someone else?: other than family members, probably no.
Do you put on a front for anyone?: a few people
Do you cry?: mostly films.
What kind of pin-ups do you have on your walls?: main posters are: Green album Weezer, Superhero girls Weezer, Origin of Symmetry Muse, Ash one, Radiohead one, Kinesis tour, Kinesis Billboard Beauty, and loads of little postcards/magazine cuttings of bands.
What is the background on your computer screen of?: blue (colour, not the band)
Have you ever fainted?: no
Do you wear a watch?: nope, use my phone clock
Did you enjoy climbing trees when you were younger?: i never did it...
Do you spend money more than you save it?: i think i spend more often.
Do you believe in aliens?: yes!
Do you believe in God, the Devil, heaven or hell?: sometimes i do, sometimes not.
Do you believe in reincarnation?: i dunno
If so, what/who do you think you were in your past life?: hm...someone average, prolly
What period in history are you most intrigued by?: Russia early 20th Centuary (the two russian revolutions, really)
If you died now, could you leave happily?: i wouldnt die sad. Id be unfufilled, though.
The survey is over! Are you still breathing?: no, im not breathing at all [/sarcasm]