1. If I ever need/want to buy you a drink, what should I get for you from the bar? 2. You are bored and have nothing to to do, which of the following activities would you choose to try in lieu of sitting and doing nothing? a) learning how to juggle b) improving your aim at spitting cherry stones c) grabbing the nearset box of craft stuff and getting to work, or d) drawing all over yourself, and/or the nearest other person. 3. Elephants or Monkeys? 4. What was your favourite cartoon as a kid and why? 5. What is the fifteenth sentence on the 45th page of the nearest book to your current location, and why is that book the nearest book to you anyway?
1. So many of these things depend on where we are, but my standard order if I don't know the place is a G&T, or a kir royale if it looks like a place that might do them.
2. Again this depends on the location and company. If I'm alone at home, c), if I'm out/drunk/with people, d). And I will do this with considerable gusto.
3. Elephants. No Monkey has ever successfully pushed a traversable path through the undergrowth or provided me with excellent effortless locomotion. Also, they throw shit and tear antennae off cars. Fuck monkeys.
4. Age-dependent: A: Superted, because I .. I don't know, I was 5. It made sense at the time. I liked Superted. I think I had a crush on him. B: Mysterious Cities of Gold. I think I wanted to be Esteban, because he was a SPESHUL MAGICAL ORPHAN. I had really bad taste in cartoons. C: Animals of Farthing Wood. Crushes on cartoon foxes by this stage numbered around FOUR. Do not ask me how I did not grow up to be a fucking furry.
5. "Do you want me to take the blindfold off?" she asks me, and I whisper, no.
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1. If I ever need/want to buy you a drink, what should I get for you from the bar?
2. You are bored and have nothing to to do, which of the following activities would you choose to try in lieu of sitting and doing nothing?
a) learning how to juggle
b) improving your aim at spitting cherry stones
c) grabbing the nearset box of craft stuff and getting to work, or
d) drawing all over yourself, and/or the nearest other person.
3. Elephants or Monkeys?
4. What was your favourite cartoon as a kid and why?
5. What is the fifteenth sentence on the 45th page of the nearest book to your current location, and why is that book the nearest book to you anyway?
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2. Again this depends on the location and company. If I'm alone at home, c), if I'm out/drunk/with people, d). And I will do this with considerable gusto.
3. Elephants. No Monkey has ever successfully pushed a traversable path through the undergrowth or provided me with excellent effortless locomotion. Also, they throw shit and tear antennae off cars. Fuck monkeys.
4. Age-dependent:
A: Superted, because I .. I don't know, I was 5. It made sense at the time. I liked Superted. I think I had a crush on him.
B: Mysterious Cities of Gold. I think I wanted to be Esteban, because he was a SPESHUL MAGICAL ORPHAN. I had really bad taste in cartoons.
C: Animals of Farthing Wood. Crushes on cartoon foxes by this stage numbered around FOUR. Do not ask me how I did not grow up to be a fucking furry.
5. "Do you want me to take the blindfold off?" she asks me, and I whisper, no. ( ... )
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