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[plumberssuck]

Alright, so some people have been asking me about Mario. I figured that, being the generous guy, I'd tell you all about that scum! See, we've been at it for years, him always getting in my way with his treacherous schemes, and with me trying to save the princess every time! The only problem is, that plumber ends up breaking into my castle and

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[turk_girl]

Hm.... except for the fact that he's on fire and stuff, he doesn't look to bad...
(ooc: you know, if bowser wants to kidnap elena at any point, that's perfect alright with me!^^)

[plumberssuck]

He may look safe, but trust me, he's rotten to the core.

[ooc: XD Alright. I'll keep that in mind.]

[turk_girl]

I see...

so, um,... what was your world like?

[plumberssuck]

Hard to explain, it's so huge. Not to mention that it varies depending on where you are.

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[darkhalf_time]

Hahaha...

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[plumberssuck]

I take that as an "I'm interested".

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[darkhalf_time]

I don't need you wishes, but anything which causes attrition is worth it.

[swingthebat]

Sai tamei na nane hasshe wo~

[plumberssuck]

You know, I don't speak gibberish.

[swingthebat]

Make it worth it to me to speak normal.

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[plumberssuck]

Easy. I've got something that can grant any with...

[holyflowergirl]

So that's your nemesis?

[plumberssuck]

That's right. He always finds some way to mess things up for me!

[holyflowergirl]

I'm dreadfully sorry to hear that. Hopefully he won't find his way here, hmm?

[plumberssuck]

I hope not. It's bad enough that he humiliated me back at the castle...well, before the whole place was ruined by that stinking Smithy!

[nabooru_queen]

Hmm. Doesn't seem all that bad.

...you're new, aren't you?

[plumberssuck]

You can't judge a book by its cover~

Yeah, I'm new.

[nabooru_queen]

Can be said for anyone here, I suppose.

As I thought; you didn't seem familiar. Who might you be?

[plumberssuck]

Bwahaha, of course. I'm Bowser, the Koopa King.