Keister Legacy | 1.1
Aaaaand, we're back! This time with just as much chaos!
Would it be a legacy without chaos? I don't think so!
If anyone was wondering, yes, Blake's life is still in shambles.
Blake: I never asked to be a legacy founder. I never even wanted babies.
Despite her apparent dislike for her current life, she handles it pretty well.
Aaaw, such a cute baby. And such cute bottles of curdled milk. Aaaaw!
Did I mention I caved and hired a nanny? I also hired a maid and a gardener.
I AM WEAK.
Byron grew up! He has like, no upper lip but he's still pretty cute. I just changed
his hair after this picture.
Baby got a big boy bed (and room, which he'll soon be sharing with Seth!).
Blake: WHY DOES THIS THING JUST KEEP CRYING?
Blake: I've tried everything. I am a bad mother.
Fusing Seth with your arm isn't going to help anything. :(
Blake literally has all 10 cleaning points so he does this autonomously all the time.
There was too much mess for him, though. :(
WHERE IS YOUR UPPER LIP??
Can't wait for these larvae to grow up, tbqh.
Byron: At least I'll always have you, Teddy!
Teddy: Grow up, kid.
Working and have 3 kids is really taking its toll on her.
Wow, I'm just realizing Pamela has yet to make an appearance this update.
A rare moment of joy in Blake's otherwise dreary life.
Seth grew up and he's adorable!
And so did Piper! Don't worry; I changed her hair. Yikes.
Aaaaw, I love toddlers!
I'm being sarcastic. I hate toddlers. More than Blake does.
Although she seems to deal with them well.
PAMELA'S FIRST APPEARANCE! And she's.... sleeping with her son?
None of these shits ever sleep in their own beds; it's so irritating.
Seth: numnumnum
She's a good mama.
Pamela: I miss my friends and my parties and my entire social life. sobsob
Pamela: Please make a poop so Mommy can go to bed. Okay, Piper?
Piper: nonoo mommy this poo gon take a while!
I believe it was around 3AM when this picture was taken.
Have mercy on Blake and Pamela's souls, Seth. Have mercy.
Are you crying because you've just realized how annoyingly needy you are?
Because that's something you should be crying about because you are
annoyingly needy.
Byron: I hate my life. I hate this cereal. I hate this flower.
No, no, baby, don't get old on me. :(
Byron never does his homework; I am a bad simmer.
Look how cute he is when he naps, OH MY GOD.
PLEASE AGE UP.
Blake: This floor looks mighty..... co.....mf......y.......... zzzzzzzzzZZZZ
I AM TRYING, BYRON. I AM TRYING.
BYRON, YOU GOTTA HELP ME HELP YOU.
And you'll sit there until it's done. >:(
Climbin' back up that ladder!
Pamela is trying to make up for lost time this update.
Brithday party for the twins and Pamela is scoping out the only guest.
Keep it classy!
Look how colorful and fun this picture is; I love it. It was almost this update's cover image!
Two cakes and wine. The perfect party.
*crosses fingers for a pretty girl*
She's adorable! The hair doesn't suit her face, I don't think, but that is fixable.
Seth, you better measure up!
He's handsome, too! Even with a mouthful of cake!
This is better, I think.
Byron: Mom, I thought you understood this stuff!
Blake: Oh, honey, once you learn this crap, you never use after high school!
Aaah, I'm so excited for a teen in the house!
But meanwhile, I'll enjoy watching the brotherly bonds form.
Piper has taken up painting.
Blake: We may be old but we still got it!
Pamela: Do we really need to do this in front of the kids?
Blake: YES! THEY NEED TO KNOW WE ARE YOUNG AND HIP.
Pamela: You just better watch you don't break a hip.
This was another one that almost made the cover, but the colors were too
bland. It's a cute shot, though.
Look at my happy little family. I love 'em now that the kids can actually
semi-take care of themselves.
Seth is so handsome. <3
Seth: One at a time, ladies.
AAAAAAAH.
I can handle a lost logic skill point. Better than a lost job, amiright?
Got a promotion anyway! Keep going, Baby!
Seth being cute. What's new?
FUCK YEAH. I'm diggin' all this extra cash.
Okay, well, fuck you, too, old man.
Blake: Mayonnaise jar don't like my kids??? SO RUDE My kids are the knees bees!!! pbbbttbtppbt
Doctor Dude: Listen, lady, you're scaring your children. Pull it together.
Is Piper falling in her mother's footsteps?
The kiddies are having brunch!
Missed getting a picture of the process, but Byron is a teen! And a pretty good
looking one at that. Look at him!
Typical teen. This WOULD be one of his first wishes. Who am I to keep him from it, though?
Sent him to by some new clothes and hopefully meet a lady friend.
Found this beauty named Demi Love, but she was an adult.
Such a shame because she is sooo cute. :(
But truthfully..... I cheated...... I turned her into a teen after this. Whoops, sorrynotsorry.
Just posting these pictures............
Because..........
EVERYONE WAS ASLEEP AT THE SAME TIME.
It was so peaceful.
Blake always misses family breakfast because she has to leave so early. :(
good morning texts from the bae <333
Piper: WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?
Byron: Just put some scribbles down. Don't worry about it, Piper.
Byron makes the cutest faces when he calls Demi.
My baby..............
Is old and gray........... :(
Pamela doesn't seem to mind.
Meanwhile, Byron thinks he's hot as Hell.
Byron, no....
Don't make that face while watching your moms make out.
Still at it in her old age!
Pamela has been wanting a hot tub for days so I finally caved.
I manage simoleons almost as well as I manage my real life money. Whoops.
SHE'S SO PERFECT. HOW DID I GET SUCH A PRETTY LEGACY SPOUSE.
Demi wouldn't come over and she came up with some interesting excuses.
Aaaw, go, Piper! Also thanks for the extra cash. eheheh
Demi is finally coming over AND Blake got another promotion!
Demi: WAIT! Before we get to serious, I have something to tell you.
Demi: I was born with an extra toe.........
Byron: Hm... Right foot or left?
Demi: Right.
Byron: Oh, that's okay then.
And they say romance is dead.
Demi is like, really pale. Wow.
Anyway, I think that's where I'm going to end this! It was pretty uneventful, really, but I wanted
to post it before I got too behind. I have a bad habit of playing more than I update!
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NEXT TIME: Hopefully an heir poll and more chaos! Stay tuned, friends!