let this be a lesson

[plumerai]

The worst $200 I ever spent was on highlights.

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[meifumado]

The worst $1700 I ever spent was when I backed into someone's door at like 2 mph in a 7-11 parking lot.

[plumerai]

But how did your hair look?

[meifumado]

It looked like hell, actually. hehe

[c_quilty]

The worst $200 I ever spent was on a hooker who turned out to be a man.

[plumerai]

Okay, but your story is better.

[jemisoutrageous]

It's true.

[peterbilt_47]

Oh, don't even give me that. You were quite the satisfied customer when we parted ways.

[ris_arific]

The worst 3 grand I ever spent was (very recently) paying back the remainder of a waaaaaay over-due student loan for a semester that I spent at some hick college twelve years ago where I was so depressed that I actually LOST the freshman 15 instead of gaining it and they tested me for mono because all I wanted to do was sleep, smoke weed, drop acid, email my friends at real colleges, and roll my eyes at the wench who ran our dance department.

I wish I had spent it on tranny hookers instead.

[plumerai]

So what you're really saying is that you agree that tranny hookers is a more worthwhile investment of $200 than highlights?

And congratulations on paying it off!

[ris_arific]

Well, for the right highlights, or for I'm-not-so-sure-about-these highlights? Because really good highlights are damn near priceless. But then again, really good tranny sex probably is too.

Are you speaking of recent highlights?

And thank you for the congrats. I should have paid it a very long time ago, but just on principle, I put it off. (I'm really dumb when it comes to money.)

[plumerai]

I'd rather get $200 in chocolate than either, truth be told. These are long-ago highlights.

A friend of mine had a celebratory brunch when she paid off her student loans, and I endorse the idea. Take yourself out!

[plumerai]

The highlights were lowlights, and not in the right way. Luckily these highlights were years ago, and I have sworn them off, but still, I miss that $200. Girlfriend could use a cashmere sweater, knowwhatimean?