I spent the early
part of the evening
having drinks with friends
which was nice

then
I swung by the see sound lounge
to meet some other friends
but they bailed shortly after

so
instead
I spent the evening
making out with
a jewish chick
with an ample bosom
[but not overly so]
and freckles

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been up to ( Read more... )

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taking my little sister
and a gaggle of her friends
out for her 21st birthday

Dinner at her favorite restaurant
And I've arranged for a VIP table
At a swanky club downtown

Being the only guy
In a gaggle of 21 year old girls
Is rough but I'll manage

It remains good to be the king
Even if I'd rather have the juice
And the squeeze

smile

nod

be gentle

be kind

make it easy

then

turn and walk away

it is what I do best

and I hate myself for it

sure

it makes sense

sure

i understand it

but

sometimes

i wish i understood less

it would be easier

i think

and

sometimes

fuck

sometimes

like now

i get sand.

Your result for The (Federal Reserve's) Financial Literacy Test...
Personal Finance Expert

You answered 31/31 correctly.


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The dedication of a father

Stop

right there

open that link

read the blurb

watch the video

then

try to be half the man
half the human

of that man

and the world will be a better place

[a letter/response to her post]
[which was too long to comment with]
[but I thought I'd share with yall anyway]
[hopefully she shan't be overly upset]

[edit: if you haven't answered the poll posted in the entry before this one - quit slacking]Yup. I'd suspect that you are an excellent bullshitter, however that is a sign of intelligence. Idiots can ( Read more... )

[what can I say it is the Israeli national past time]

Ok so yeah, I'm singling someone out here
and being something a complete bastard by doing so
but it is a moral imperativae

There are five photographs of one woman
view them at your leisure
and answer the poll at the bottom of this post
[no slacking on the poll either]
[I'll be watching you]

( All your base are belong to me (aka redhead hottie within) )