a definition

telling a woman
that while she is quite attractive
you'd rather
go home and masturbate
to your own reflection

came in at

~5 grand

give or take a grand

there goes my drinking budget
for this weekend.

sigh

they are downstairs sucking up the water
and it will take 3-5 days to dry it out

happy happy joy joy

and that cat

is very close to becoming

slippers

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can anyone remind me
what the deal is
with those heart and crown rings
I think they're Irish or something

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since I
cancelled my date tonight

none of my damn friends
are answering their damn phones
so
I'm sitting at home
trying to decide what to do

I'm half tempted
to relax
have a drink
and watch episodes of the west wing

but
part of me
rather feels like going out

I'm just not sure where

Ill ligitamus non carberendum

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