005. [private but easily hackable]
Well...since everybody has to do it...
THE VERY BASICS
1. What constitutes the act of sex?
Uh...when two people who love each other--oh no wait, they don't need to love each other uh...when they're attracted to one another start...engaging in activity that involves their private parts
2. Are there different types of sex? If so, describe them.
Well, there's vaginal and anal and oral...and probably a few others?
MYTHS AND MISCONCEPTIONS
1. List three myths or urban legends about sex or contraception you know are untrue.
Uhhh...that shaking a bottle of cola and sticking it up there after sex will kill the sperm and prevent you from getting pregnant. Going to the bathroom after sex will lower your chance of getting pregnant.... oh! And you can't get pregnant your first time!
2. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex during her period?
...can they?
3. Can a woman get pregnant after she engages in anal intercourse?
I don't...I don't think so?
4. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex with a race of humanoid besides her own?
How else would we have people who are half demihuman?
5. Is it possible for men to get pregnant?
........only in stories I think...
CONTRACEPTION
1. List all forms of contraception you are aware of.
Hmm...condoms, some pills and potions...oh! A girl I know used a lemon wedge when she didn't have anything else!
2. Do you know what the effectiveness level of these contraceptives are? If they are used in combination?
They're apparently pretty effective, although condoms can rip and if you miss a day with the pill or potion you're hooped. It's a lot better to use them together!
I heard the lemon wedge was pretty effective too, with the acid and all that but uh...
3. Are you aware of any risks involved with their use?
Besides the wicked bad yeast infection that girl got from using the lemon wedge?
I think there are some side effects from using the potion? I don't know for sure though.
4. Do you know where to acquire any of these contraceptive devices?
I know where to get lemons! Er...I assume the others you can get from a...special store, doctor or potion maker?
5. Who should you consult before using them?
...my mom?
SEXUAL DISEASES
1. What is a sexual disease? How are they spread?
They're a disease you get through sex
2. List any sexual diseases you are aware of.
Hmm...herpes, HIV, AIDS, uhh...vaginitis? Oh wait that's something different isn't it...
3. How can you prevent contracting these diseases, or minimize the risk of doing so?
Not have sex? Or at least use a condom, right?
4. Are there any treatment options available?
I don't know...I think I heard some are incurable...
MASTURBATION
1. Do you find the subject embarrassing? Why or why not?
Y-Yes! Because it's something personal that you do in private!
2. How often do you engage in it? Do you think that is normal?
N-Never!
3. Would you feel comfortable discussing the subject with any future romantic partners?
Not really...
5. What are the benefits of masturbation? Are there any negatives?
I don't know!
6. List any urban legends or myths you have heard about masturbation.
Your palms will get hairy, you'll go blind...
THE VERY BASICS
1. What constitutes the act of sex?
Uh...when two people who love each other--oh no wait, they don't need to love each other uh...when they're attracted to one another start...engaging in activity that involves their private parts
2. Are there different types of sex? If so, describe them.
Well, there's vaginal and anal and oral...and probably a few others?
MYTHS AND MISCONCEPTIONS
1. List three myths or urban legends about sex or contraception you know are untrue.
Uhhh...that shaking a bottle of cola and sticking it up there after sex will kill the sperm and prevent you from getting pregnant. Going to the bathroom after sex will lower your chance of getting pregnant.... oh! And you can't get pregnant your first time!
2. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex during her period?
...can they?
3. Can a woman get pregnant after she engages in anal intercourse?
I don't...I don't think so?
4. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex with a race of humanoid besides her own?
How else would we have people who are half demihuman?
5. Is it possible for men to get pregnant?
........only in stories I think...
CONTRACEPTION
1. List all forms of contraception you are aware of.
Hmm...condoms, some pills and potions...oh! A girl I know used a lemon wedge when she didn't have anything else!
2. Do you know what the effectiveness level of these contraceptives are? If they are used in combination?
They're apparently pretty effective, although condoms can rip and if you miss a day with the pill or potion you're hooped. It's a lot better to use them together!
I heard the lemon wedge was pretty effective too, with the acid and all that but uh...
3. Are you aware of any risks involved with their use?
Besides the wicked bad yeast infection that girl got from using the lemon wedge?
I think there are some side effects from using the potion? I don't know for sure though.
4. Do you know where to acquire any of these contraceptive devices?
I know where to get lemons! Er...I assume the others you can get from a...special store, doctor or potion maker?
5. Who should you consult before using them?
...my mom?
SEXUAL DISEASES
1. What is a sexual disease? How are they spread?
They're a disease you get through sex
2. List any sexual diseases you are aware of.
Hmm...herpes, HIV, AIDS, uhh...vaginitis? Oh wait that's something different isn't it...
3. How can you prevent contracting these diseases, or minimize the risk of doing so?
Not have sex? Or at least use a condom, right?
4. Are there any treatment options available?
I don't know...I think I heard some are incurable...
MASTURBATION
1. Do you find the subject embarrassing? Why or why not?
Y-Yes! Because it's something personal that you do in private!
2. How often do you engage in it? Do you think that is normal?
N-Never!
3. Would you feel comfortable discussing the subject with any future romantic partners?
Not really...
5. What are the benefits of masturbation? Are there any negatives?
I don't know!
6. List any urban legends or myths you have heard about masturbation.
Your palms will get hairy, you'll go blind...