Mom gave me a gift certificate to Express, with which I plan to buy many nice things ( Read more... )

bruneishirt: although I'm going to watch the VP debate tonight and all they'll talk about is Iraq and Halliburton
Pluto in Love: I want to know just what exactly Cheney sold to Satan... because I don't think he ever had a soul

ITS MY BIRTHDAY, BITCH.

Please send me presents. Please. I accept cash, checks, money order, and PayPal, for your convenience.

;)

So I just said goodbye to Court... and it hurt like hell but at least I didn't break down, I kept it together. We're going to be friends still, and as much as I'd prefer to have him as a boyfriend, a best friend isn't bad. I'd much rather have my friend than prove some point. I'm going to cry now, and I'm going to cry more in the future. I'm ( Read more... )

So Court finally called. He's got his new smell phone. Jesus, I'm pathetic... I'm so happy now, just having heard from him. We need to talk, though. I need to know what really went on this weekend, and I need to know what his intentions are.

I cleaned out Court's car of all iniquitous materials. Hee hee hee.

Asshole still hasn't called.

Nietzsche once wrote that "the surest sign that two people no longer speak the same language is that both say ironic things to one another, but neither one senses the irony."

Oh, and Court left me. I'm back on the market, fellas! Woohoo!

... oh, wait. Uh, scratch that. I'm gonna go drown myself in a bucket.

trainofgravy: greetings human
Pluto in Love: Hello Canadian!
trainofgravy: I resent the implications of that retort
Pluto in Love: *grins

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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