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[arachnophxlia]

Peter stood in the shower, water running over his face and streaming down himself. He let out a sigh. He was just beginning to get some good relationships going on, his team and him were getting along, things were going so great with him and Gwen. Of course this could only happen to him. Not really though, judging by all the other mishaps standing

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[maidenofjustice]

Amelia was wandering the halls doing checks in the rooms. She had awoken earlier and had slightly remembered that she was on this ship. The records confirmed her vague memories of being the Captain's Assistant but apparently there was no Captain right now so she decided to do as she would if back in Seyruun. The citizens of this ship should be checked on to make sure everyone is ok. As she was wandering she heard a cry through the communication system. She punched in and was connected to the shower system Pod 1. "Hello is everyone ok? I heard a scream?" The princess asked worriedly.

[beaarthurislove]

Wade came into the room quickly, shoving Amelia out of his way. "Listen princess, out. Queen's orders. I don't think your precious eyes can hold what nubile images lie behind that shower, kay?" It didn't matter where he was, a glimpse of Spider-Man's bare ass would be enough to warm all of the depths of Pluto, if Pluto were some kind of euphemism for a bologna pony, which is a euphemism for... You get the idea. Wade drew back the curtains peered into the bathroom, where Peter lay face down. "You know what," Wade began, "I think this isn't a violation of the superhero bro code, since I didn't see your face, right? I'm pretty sure this is the only view I'd want to see you at, anyway! What if I find out you're some 5/10 butterface with a perfect ass? I'd be so torn up about it, maybe a little heartbroken..." Wade came to his senses then. "Uh, yeah. It's time for you to go out, kiddo. You go do your thing, there's a Teletubbies marathon on anyway. It's really good!" Wade thought to himself for a moment, then spoke: "There's like, maybe

[arachnophxlia]

"It wasn't a scream!" He griped. "It was a manly yell of pain." Before anything else, he heard a second set of feet enter the room.

Peter lifted his eyes ever so slightly to affirm his swirling thoughts of who that voice could have belonged to. "You're kidding me, right?" He groaned. "How did you get here? Or when??" When the curtains were swung open, Peter attempted to hide himself, only making his face hit the stone cold floor again. "Dammit!"

He listened to the other drone on or talk to himself or whatever it really was he was doing. "I'd appreciate this lecture more if you weren't staring at my ass." He commented.

[beaarthurislove]

"AAH! You're cute when you're trying hide the shame of your naked body! All I gotta say is that I'm here and it's not too bad. There's not enough cilantro in the kitchen, but I'm preeettttty sure I'm not supposed to be there. I love cooking though, but I get way too into it, y'know? Like, last time I almost cut off Bob's hand. You don't touch my muffins until I say. Hey, wait a sec... " For the first time since he entered the room, Wade moved his eyes away from his ass and over to face of the young man in front of him. "Aww. You got a little boo-boo on your cheek, baby boy!" He then kneeled down to poke the bruise forming on Peter's face.

[arachnophxlia]

Peter began to sit up, staring down Deadpool the entire time. He quickly reached for the towel on the floor in the corner and put it over his lap. "Ow! Knock it off! You know, I really don't think this is all too necessary."