I'm not going to pretend that I didn't see a crash-and-burn like this coming, but I'm still in shock ( Read more... )

I think my old roommate is thinking about committing suicide, or already has.
And there is nothing I can do about it, because she is in Nebraska and isn't answering her phone, texts, or Myspace.

The new Indiana Jones movie can be summed up with the Tim Allen-Home Improvement confused man-grunt*:
Uuuh-eh?

*Refer to this handy video for examples of the confused man-grunt:

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God, I'm bored to tears. I went from having tons of plans, to having none ( Read more... )

:: On Friday Justin, Eddie, Justin's brother Alex, Rachel and I all went to the beach. It was good times! We arrived at Lori Wilson, only to find an army of little kids there. I'm guessing that a couple of classes of first graders were having their end of the year party at the beach. We found a spot that wasn't overrun by children and set up ( Read more... )

Should of.
Would have.
Could have.
But didn't.

But you didn't.

"My plans for the future are to go to college in Orlando (either Valencia then UCF, or just to UCF) and study something in the field of Art, Literature, Language, History or Business. I want to study abroad in Europe, and experience life in many different countries. After college I will stay in Orlando for a few more years and then move to Italy ( Read more... )

"I'm driving the bus to hell ( Read more... )

This is the second morning I have woken up to not being able to hear anything in my right ear. I'm not too worried about it, as it's probably just wax (which makes no sense, because I pretty obsessively clean my ears, but whatever). It's more annoying than anything else because it reminds me of swim season, and CONSTANTLY getting water trapped in ( Read more... )

:: I was in need of a good Johnny Depp flick to fall asleep to last night, so I proceeded to start PoC3 (abominable, I know). I can't get through 10 minutes of it before I think to myself, "Kiera Knightley's nose and lips bother the piss outta me.". And they do.

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