letters i've written never meaning to send.
.001.] name: I am the Bunchies.
.002.] age: 1, 2 skip a few, 99 - 100!
.003.] birthday: July 5th
.004.] zodiac sign: Cancer motherfuckers respect. =)
.005.] height: I think I shrunk or grew I dunno.
.006.] weight: *blink* e hehehhehe
.007.] status: OWNED
.008.] city you live in: The city way up high in the sky. Not really, Houston though.
.009.] Car: Blue/Green 95' Honda Accord. <333
.010.] school you attend: Negatory.
[.favorite.]
.011.] food: Chinese or Vietnamese or BBQ
.012.] non-alcoholic drink: Diet Coke
.013.] alcoholic drink: Foster's or Bourbon or a Bacardi and Diet Coke.
.014.] ice cream flavor: Meh... Pumpkin.
.015.] color: Black is the absence of color and no I'm not goth fuckhead, it's great for my decor.
.016.] tv show: CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, anything on Animal Planet and anything on Discovery Health.
.017.] movie: Interview with the Vampire and *in high pitched voice* SLEEPLESS IN SEAAAAAATLE!!
.018.] singer/band: I have no fave but close call is Dead Can Dance, TOOL, and Smashing Pumpkins.
.019.] song: Right now? Barry Manilow - Copa Cabana
.020.] word/phrase: Fuck off.
[.the last person.]
.021.] you talked to: the Beej.
.022.] you called: the Chad.
.023.] you saw: the Chad.
.024.] you hugged: the Chad.
.025.] you kissed: the Chad, duh.
.026.] you had sex with: Martians. Sorry Chad! =)
.027.] you HAD a crush on: the Chad.
.028.] you did something nice for: *shrug* None of you are reading this anyway so I can say I killed someone last night and none of you will know hahahaha!!!!!!!
.029.] you hung out with: You mean like, with nooses and stuff? I hung with some criminal.
[.have you ever.]
.031.] lied to your parents: Noooooooo.
.032.] stolen something: I stole your innocence.
.033.] had sex in a car: STFU you stupid fucking piece of shit I'll hurt you bad.
.034.] kissed the same sex: Well yeah didn't I tell you Chad actually had a sex change??
.035.] cheated on a test: I cheat everything.
.036.] thought you were gay: lol. Only when I drive thru Montrose.
.037.] drank alcohol: *gasp* NAUGHTY! *chug chug chug*
.038.] done drugs: I am a drug.
.039.] smoked anything: *sigh* BORING!
[.the last thing.]
.040.] you ate: haha turkey sammich and cheddar sour cream chips.
.041.] you drank: Diet Cock.
.042.] you bought for yourself: Uhm, gas and cigarettes.
.043.] you cooked: Campbell's Supper Bakes Lemon Chicken and Herb Rice.
.044.] you made: I made your existance futile.
.045.] you worried about: Would you like the list orrr???
.046.] you cried about: The end of Ladder 49.
.047.] you were happy about: When I woke up today I remembered I'm off work and the sky is solid blue.
.048.] you shared with someone: I don't share, I just give, sharing bothers me.
[.numbers.]
.049.] shoe size: Jeez, maybe 9 1/2?
.050.] waist size: Like you have room to talk Mr. I Feel Uncomfortable About Myself!
.051.] lucky number: 13 and it just so happens that's my employee # at Petco!
.052.] number of piercings: Uno in my tongue-o.
.053.] number of tattoos: SOON to be one I swear it.
.055.] bfs/gfs you have had: ehhehehehehhehe BFF GFF OMG YEAH! I only count one.
.056.] jobs you have had: I'll hurt my head if I try to answer this question.
.057.] people you consider “real friends”: I don't have friends. Only family. Because, if you're a "friend" that means you're not goona enough to be a part of my family so off with your head.
.058.] boys/girls you had sex with: Like I said, only Martians, and the Chad.
[.do you believe in.]
.059.] the boogie man: I'm your Boooogeymaaaaan that's what I aaaaaaaam. OK that was horrible lame, I apologize.
.060.] monsters in the closet: damnit John! Hm. I'm afraid of the dark.
.061.] monsters under your bed: Ever since that move with the cat and Drew Barrymore as a kid.
.062.] evolution: I evolve ever day, there is my proof asshole.
.063.] reincarnation: It's too bad for you that you will live under stupid God's rules forever.
.064.] love at first sight: It happened to me and we just had a year and 4 months so yes.
.065.] aliens in outerspace: *sobs* they took me in their space ship and and... *sniff* they put strange things in MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
.066.] ghosts: *gulp* They make me not be able to sleep sometimes.
.067.] curses: I think someone cursed me, y eah.
.068.] yourself: lol *points at you and laughs*
[.would you.]
.069.] rob a bank: Man, oh man. *shifty eyes*
.070.] drink a bottle of tequila: GROSS!
.071.] kiss someone of the same sex: See #.034.
.072.] have sex with a goat: lol john. no.
.073.] date your teacher: no.
.074.] flash a stranger: no.
.075.] date your best friend: the chad is great.
.076.] bungee jump off the statue of liberty: lol. guys, really.... picture this. lol
.077.] skinny dip in public: *hears the monopoly guy being frustrated*
.078.] eat cow balls: =(
[.at this moment.]
.079.] what are you eating: phlegm
.080.] what are you drinking: you got me.. nothing.
.081.] what are you wearing: YOU'RE BAD!
.082.] what are you listening to: Why am I NOT listening to anything?!?!?! Lemme fix this hold on... OK, Project Pitchfork - Renascence Mix by Frontline Assembly.
.083.] what are you thinking about: That's Foxes are in the Canine family and Zeusy is making it hard for me to type.
.084.] what do you smell like: like, gross.
.085.] what does your hair look like: black and straight.
.086.] where are you at: my home.
.087.] what time is it: 12.34 pm
.088.] what is the weather like: I believe I stated above.
[.this or that.]
.089.] the beach or the mountains: Hmm, mountains hold a special place to me but I'm a Crabby Cancer so you know..... The Beach.
.090.] pepsi or coke: Cock.
.091.] having no arms or having no legs: I have no legs
.092.] stereo or tv: moozik
.093.] mom or dad: lol john. bofe
.094.] money or happiness: well... if i have money i'm happy. cuz i won't worry.
.095.] car or motorcycle: car
.096.] one good friend or several companions: I have.
.097.] shoes or sandals: each for it's own time
.098.] mustard or ketchup: haha stop me if you're heard this..... mommy tomato.. haha j/k