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[plutospawn]

I think the no eating after dinner weight loss thing has tapered off at a nice, even 5lbs. Kind of silly when you lose 2lbs a month and expect it to keep up while simultaneously doing so little. I suppose this means I'll actually have to start jogging again... or at the very least, not eat a ginormous walnut brownie for breakfast

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[azuriazyfire]

I had a dream last night that a horse was pointing a gun at me.

While I yelled at him that he couldn't do anything because he has no thumb and he shouldn't be able to hold a gun in the first place, he shot me.

WTF, you stupid horse?

[plutospawn]

You win for most awesome dream, ever.

[prisoner__24601]

This also means that I have to go shopping and get a new dress or something for Emily and Madison's wedding. It's such a ridiculous thing to be annoyed over (but I'm still very, very annoyed.) Oh no! None of my dresses fit! They're too big! Somebody slap me.

As someone who is getting rounder by the second, I have to heartily say that I hate your guts, lol.

[plutospawn]

Aww, but aren't you burbling and overflowing with pregnancy hormones that make you all glowy as a perfect unicorn? I think I'd be more irritated in that situation about how strange people think it's alright to start touching you and rubbing your belly than the actual belly.

[prisoner__24601]

You know... the last pregnancy (in which I was spoiled and had no freaking clue) my skin did the glowey thing and I felt great at this point. This time, I have random acne, backaches, heartburn and want to kill someone rofl.

It is weird how people want to touch your tummy though. That happened a lot with erik, not so much this time. I can't tell if it's because I've grouchy and giving off a "don't fuck with the pregnant lady, bitches" vibe or if it's because it's winter and I'm wearing a coat so people just assume I'm fat and not pregnant until I take it off.

[plutospawn]

Let me reassure you that the desire to kill someone has absolutely nothing to do with being pregnant.

All my knowledge of pregnancy comes from Discovery Health. Of course, they hardly ever show a normal pregnancy, because that's not good television. So there's always complications and bed rest and emergency last minute C-sections and NICUs, etc, etc...