Okay, I cannot make this stuff up. It's that good. Normally, under the best circumstances my family tends to be... well, nuts. But I think today my father completely lost his freaking mind
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Re: *blink blink*plutospawnFebruary 10 2008, 23:10:56 UTC
Oh, to be a bulldog. One of the only breeds that are unable to lick themselves in horrible places. I'm sure there's some dark poetry about that somewhere.
One German Shepard and one Rottweiler. The German Shepard is actually the larger of the two by far (he weighs in at 90 pounds even though he's skinny as hell) and he's the jackass that somehow manages to fold himself into the dryer.
He is very, very large and is tall enough that he doesn't have to jump up on anything to snag food off of counters and tables, he can actually just cruise by, lift his chin and take what he wants.
He's also the far more emo one of the two. If your dad had said what he'd said about this dog... well... Ajax is enough of an emo twit sometimes that we might actually have to entertain it as a possibility (okay maybe not... that's such an awesome theory though. You really have to work to come up with that. I laughed for a couple minutes solid when I read your first post.).
Oh my god, he's so cute! Look at those bat ears! I thought you had big dogs, ahahaha. I'm still trying to work out the mechanics of that in the dryer.
When our old cat died (I couldn't stand that thing... not a cat person) my idiot brother stuck it's body in an old dryer on the curb so it'd get taken away with the trash. The sister had a fit, but it was dark and the trash wasn't going to get taken out for another couple days so she decided she'd give it a proper burial (ie: dig a shallow grave in the backyard where the dogs poop)in the morning.
Well, in the night, some trash picker decided that our old dryer was good enough to take. I think it's an awesome story and would've loved to see the look on that individual's face when they pulled out a dead cat. I don't think my sister agrees.
I knew you'd get a kick out of that. I love it when you update about your family. I have to admit it's because a part of me is insanely jealous over the fact that even it sounds like you're sometimes living amongst crazies, it's crazies who get along and appreciate each other.
Well, family can be wierd. I could tell you all kinds of stories (mostly from the way back when past but also more recent). Needless to say if your dog is really trying to induce a miscarriage (which I find unlikely but it is possible) you should probably consider aborting the fetus yourself (well, okay, a vet should do it). Few animals, if any besides humans, have the consciousness necessary to "desire" an abortion. So if they try an induce a miscarriage it's probably due to their mental programming telling them they're not physically capable of carrying out the task (not enough food, too old, etc.).
More likely, the dog just fell down a flight of stairs by accident. It can happen, wierd as it may be.
She's a troublemaker coupled with the fact that she's a flat-faced breed so whereas any other dog could sniff something with a long nose and be on their way, she has to sniff it with her entire face. Anything could have happened, I'm not even sure if she fell down the stairs to begin with or did something else to herself. The one problem (well, I shouldn't say one with a disaster of a breed this is) with bulldogs is due to what they were originally bred for, they know how to take a beating and keep pushing, so a lot of times if a bulldog is letting you know they're hurt/sick, oftentimes it's too late.
Anyway, it'll be another 3-4 weeks before we know if she's even pregnant. If there are puppies, I promise pictures.
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And here I thought Emo doggies just cut themselves....
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He is very, very large and is tall enough that he doesn't have to jump up on anything to snag food off of counters and tables, he can actually just cruise by, lift his chin and take what he wants.
He's also the far more emo one of the two. If your dad had said what he'd said about this dog... well... Ajax is enough of an emo twit sometimes that we might actually have to entertain it as a possibility (okay maybe not... that's such an awesome theory though. You really have to work to come up with that. I laughed for a couple minutes solid when I read your first post.).
The jackass in question:
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When our old cat died (I couldn't stand that thing... not a cat person) my idiot brother stuck it's body in an old dryer on the curb so it'd get taken away with the trash. The sister had a fit, but it was dark and the trash wasn't going to get taken out for another couple days so she decided she'd give it a proper burial (ie: dig a shallow grave in the backyard where the dogs poop)in the morning.
Well, in the night, some trash picker decided that our old dryer was good enough to take. I think it's an awesome story and would've loved to see the look on that individual's face when they pulled out a dead cat. I don't think my sister agrees.
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Well, family can be wierd. I could tell you all kinds of stories (mostly from the way back when past but also more recent). Needless to say if your dog is really trying to induce a miscarriage (which I find unlikely but it is possible) you should probably consider aborting the fetus yourself (well, okay, a vet should do it). Few animals, if any besides humans, have the consciousness necessary to "desire" an abortion. So if they try an induce a miscarriage it's probably due to their mental programming telling them they're not physically capable of carrying out the task (not enough food, too old, etc.).
More likely, the dog just fell down a flight of stairs by accident. It can happen, wierd as it may be.
That said - the situation is utterly bizarre.
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Anyway, it'll be another 3-4 weeks before we know if she's even pregnant. If there are puppies, I promise pictures.
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