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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

[clang clang clang clang CLANG CLANG CLANG]

YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW~!

[23-year-old 1st Class SOLDIER Zack Fair currently thinks he is 15-year-old 3rd Class SOLDIER Zack Fair. In your Building 11 fire escape (Shinra HQ back stairs) stair-surfing down before running back up again. Please pardon the noise.]

Comments

[crymoarhewley]

...

Zack. You had better not be -

Are you surfing down the stairs?

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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

[this skidding noise I AM TRYING TO STOP IT but first i'm crashing into the bars at the end of the flight i was on and making a muffled yelp. a long moment of static. maybe if i don't say anything he'll uh. uh. crap. how does he know my name? I feel singled out. I'm soooooo screwed askdjlk]

U-uh, I'm not doing anything, sir! --Fuck. Fuckfuck--

[cough]

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[crymoarhewley]

... [Audible sigh]

Everything still attached?

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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

[squeaking noise. probably fidgeting and kicking boots on metal]

Uh, I can't see a reason why it... wouldn't be?

[doujin_dork]

You're loud.

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Just running my nightly rounds! Nothing to see, here, ma'am!

[doujin_dork]

Ma'am? Rounds? Ugh, another curse, I guess. A-Ah, don't worry about it. What's your name?

[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Zack Fair, SOLDIER 3rd Class! Uh, pleased to meet you!