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SpriteInDisguise: you remember those bitch ass mother fuckers in third grade
SpriteInDisguise: who would do a volcano
SpriteInDisguise: which
SpriteInDisguise: NOTHING COULD BEAT
SpriteInDisguise: because they're all douchebags
Solid Fennec: When I was young, it was bombs.
Solid Fennec: But yes.
Solid Fennec: Which, if I think back on it, was pretty gay. 'Cause scisors could have cut the fuse.
Solid Fennec: but nothing could beat a volcano.
Solid Fennec: Ever.
SpriteInDisguise: nothing
Solid Fennec: Nothing ever.
SpriteInDisguise: Absolutely not a thing.
SpriteInDisguise: Ever.
Solid Fennec: Nope.
SpriteInDisguise: Sometimes I doubt it, and I think, "volcano vs. ... caterpillar?" And I shake my head and NOTHING EVER NOTHING EVER. AT ALL.
Solid Fennec: EVER AT ALL
Solid Fennec: AT ALL
Solid Fennec: AT ALL
SpriteInDisguise: VOLCANO WIN!
Solid Fennec: WAIT.
Solid Fennec: Volcano vs. meteor?
SpriteInDisguise: volcano is on a planet
SpriteInDisguise: meteor crashes into volcano
SpriteInDisguise: VOLCANO EATS METEOR
Solid Fennec: ...
Solid Fennec: You know what beats a volcano?
Solid Fennec: Jesus does.
SpriteInDisguise: no jesus burns too
SpriteInDisguise: he walks on water, not lava
Solid Fennec: LoL.
Solid Fennec: There should be a picture of Jesus getting killed by an exploding volcano.
Solid Fennec: And it should say, "Even Jesus doesnt beat a volcano"
It's absolutely true.