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*sheepish* Yep, definitely on Spring break here. Random dialogue on how the Shinsengumi decided on their uniform. I just can't get enough of the trio. *mewp*
Hiji: In honor of our new name Shinsengumi, we should have a uniform.
Heisuke: OH BOY! Like a boy scout?
Sano: Free cookies!
Shinpachi: Free badges!
Heisuke: Free BOYS!
-pause-
Hiji: No.
Heisuke: Aw, c'mon.
Shinpachi: You're a sick, sick man.
Heisuke: Oh yeah? Then explain last night.
-everyone stares at Shinpachi-
Shinpachi: WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Heisuke: He gave me this. *points to bruise on neck*
Shinpachi: Because I was trying to gag you with a radish I was holding but you moved.
Sano: I still say it was a waste of food.
Hiji: I don't care what you two did with a radish last night. Uniform designs, please.
Sano: Ewwww.
Shinpachi: I refuse to comment. Refuse.
Heisuke: Kehehehe. It was a big one too.
Shinpachi: *whacks Heisuke*
Oki: I vote purple! *squee*
Hiji: ....Purple?
Oki: Pink?
Heisuke: Purple AND pink! The symbol of royalty!
Sano: The Emperor wears purple and pink?
Heisuke: Maybe not on his robes, but inside-
Hiji: NO, GODDAMN IT ALL, NO!
Heisuke: No, we can't have those colors or no, his royal majesty doesn't have purple and pink underwear?
Hiji: ......
Sano: The Emperor's gay?
Shinpachi: ...You could get beheaded for that, Sano.
Sano: But Heisuke has purple and pink underwear.
Heisuke: *gasp* You fiend! You've been rooting through my underwear drawer again!
Sano: It's so bright! I can't help it! *cries*
Heisuke: I don't befriend underwear rooters!
Sano: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I won't touch them ever again!
Shinpachi: Could I have a change of roommates? Please?
Hiji: No. Back to topic.
Oki: Purple!
Hiji: We've done that, Souji.
Oki: But you haven't said yes or no yet.
Hiji: Are you gay?
Oki: If you are.
Hiji: ......
Heisuke: HAHAHAHA, bitten right in the ass!
Hiji: Night duty for a week.
Heisuke: ....*pout* Fine.
Shinpachi: *raises hand* Well, how about blue then?
Hiji: Thank you, Nagakura-san. Thank you.
Shinpachi: *bows*
Sano: And white!
-pause-
Sano: What?
Shinpachi: That was actually a good suggestion.
Hiji: Today must be opposite day.
Oki: *squee* So I get to be on top today?
-longer pause-
Hiji: There are certain things you should never say in public.
Oki: Like what?
Heisuke: Like your sex life, daaamn. You're making Uncle Heisuke jealous, that's all you're doing.
Oki: *giggle* Uncle Heisuke?
Heisuke: Oh yeah.
Oki: Are you my uncle then?
Heisuke: I'd rather be Shinpattsuan's uncle.
Shinpachi: *loudly* White and blue then?
Hiji: Yes.
Sano: Pinstripes?
Hiji: No.
Shinpachi: We're wolves. How 'bout white teeth against a blue background? *draws on sleeve* Like... jagged.
Hiji: Teeth... *rubs chin*
Oki: I like it!
Sano: Hey yeah, me too!
Heisuke: Rawr. *waggles eyebrows* I always knew you were the biting sort, Shinpattsuan.
Shinpachi: .....*lunges over and bites Heisuke on the hand*
Heisuke: AAAAH, RABID MONKEY! RABID MONKEY!
Hiji: ....*ignores* So, we'll ask the rest when they return and settle for that for now.
Oki: What about a symbol? To represent us as Shinsengumi?
Hiji: True. Suggestions?
Oki: Well, I like pigs.
Hiji: .....No, Souji.
Oki: But-
Hiji: No, Souji.
Oki: Why?
Hiji: I don't like pigs.
Oki: But you like me.
Hiji: ...What's your point?
Oki: *giggles* I don't know.
Heisuke: Okay! How about... 'truth'?
Shinpachi: ...with the caption: 'We like boys' underneath?
Heisuke: Aww, you know me so well.
Sano: But not all of us like boys.
Heisuke: Well, some of us admit it and the rest are in denial.
Shinpachi: *scowls*
Sano: Is 'denial' some kind of fruit?
Heisuke: What?
Sano: Like bananas and strawberries.
Heisuke: ....Okay. Some admit it, some are in denial, and some are just plain stupid.
Sano: *blinks* Do I get to be the fruit?
Shinpachi: Whatever you like, Sano.
Sano: *beams*
Hiji: *rolls eyes* Caption aside, I do like 'truth'.
Oki: OKAY! *squee*
Hiji: ....You're vibrating, Souji.
Oki: I'm excited, that's why! Lookit, I'm vibrating! *vibrates*
Hiji: You're having sugar withdrawals, aren't you.
Oki: SUGAR! *squee*
Hiji: Right. Time to go. *drags Okita off with him*
Oki: BAI BAI! *waves merrily*
Heisuke: Whoa. And I thought my shouta withdrawal was bad. Good thing you're always around, Shinpattsuan.
Shinpachi: ....Anytime.
Sano: So is Shinpachi a fruit too?
Shinpachi: Forget it, Sano.
Hiji: In honor of our new name Shinsengumi, we should have a uniform.
Heisuke: OH BOY! Like a boy scout?
Sano: Free cookies!
Shinpachi: Free badges!
Heisuke: Free BOYS!
-pause-
Hiji: No.
Heisuke: Aw, c'mon.
Shinpachi: You're a sick, sick man.
Heisuke: Oh yeah? Then explain last night.
-everyone stares at Shinpachi-
Shinpachi: WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Heisuke: He gave me this. *points to bruise on neck*
Shinpachi: Because I was trying to gag you with a radish I was holding but you moved.
Sano: I still say it was a waste of food.
Hiji: I don't care what you two did with a radish last night. Uniform designs, please.
Sano: Ewwww.
Shinpachi: I refuse to comment. Refuse.
Heisuke: Kehehehe. It was a big one too.
Shinpachi: *whacks Heisuke*
Oki: I vote purple! *squee*
Hiji: ....Purple?
Oki: Pink?
Heisuke: Purple AND pink! The symbol of royalty!
Sano: The Emperor wears purple and pink?
Heisuke: Maybe not on his robes, but inside-
Hiji: NO, GODDAMN IT ALL, NO!
Heisuke: No, we can't have those colors or no, his royal majesty doesn't have purple and pink underwear?
Hiji: ......
Sano: The Emperor's gay?
Shinpachi: ...You could get beheaded for that, Sano.
Sano: But Heisuke has purple and pink underwear.
Heisuke: *gasp* You fiend! You've been rooting through my underwear drawer again!
Sano: It's so bright! I can't help it! *cries*
Heisuke: I don't befriend underwear rooters!
Sano: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I won't touch them ever again!
Shinpachi: Could I have a change of roommates? Please?
Hiji: No. Back to topic.
Oki: Purple!
Hiji: We've done that, Souji.
Oki: But you haven't said yes or no yet.
Hiji: Are you gay?
Oki: If you are.
Hiji: ......
Heisuke: HAHAHAHA, bitten right in the ass!
Hiji: Night duty for a week.
Heisuke: ....*pout* Fine.
Shinpachi: *raises hand* Well, how about blue then?
Hiji: Thank you, Nagakura-san. Thank you.
Shinpachi: *bows*
Sano: And white!
-pause-
Sano: What?
Shinpachi: That was actually a good suggestion.
Hiji: Today must be opposite day.
Oki: *squee* So I get to be on top today?
-longer pause-
Hiji: There are certain things you should never say in public.
Oki: Like what?
Heisuke: Like your sex life, daaamn. You're making Uncle Heisuke jealous, that's all you're doing.
Oki: *giggle* Uncle Heisuke?
Heisuke: Oh yeah.
Oki: Are you my uncle then?
Heisuke: I'd rather be Shinpattsuan's uncle.
Shinpachi: *loudly* White and blue then?
Hiji: Yes.
Sano: Pinstripes?
Hiji: No.
Shinpachi: We're wolves. How 'bout white teeth against a blue background? *draws on sleeve* Like... jagged.
Hiji: Teeth... *rubs chin*
Oki: I like it!
Sano: Hey yeah, me too!
Heisuke: Rawr. *waggles eyebrows* I always knew you were the biting sort, Shinpattsuan.
Shinpachi: .....*lunges over and bites Heisuke on the hand*
Heisuke: AAAAH, RABID MONKEY! RABID MONKEY!
Hiji: ....*ignores* So, we'll ask the rest when they return and settle for that for now.
Oki: What about a symbol? To represent us as Shinsengumi?
Hiji: True. Suggestions?
Oki: Well, I like pigs.
Hiji: .....No, Souji.
Oki: But-
Hiji: No, Souji.
Oki: Why?
Hiji: I don't like pigs.
Oki: But you like me.
Hiji: ...What's your point?
Oki: *giggles* I don't know.
Heisuke: Okay! How about... 'truth'?
Shinpachi: ...with the caption: 'We like boys' underneath?
Heisuke: Aww, you know me so well.
Sano: But not all of us like boys.
Heisuke: Well, some of us admit it and the rest are in denial.
Shinpachi: *scowls*
Sano: Is 'denial' some kind of fruit?
Heisuke: What?
Sano: Like bananas and strawberries.
Heisuke: ....Okay. Some admit it, some are in denial, and some are just plain stupid.
Sano: *blinks* Do I get to be the fruit?
Shinpachi: Whatever you like, Sano.
Sano: *beams*
Hiji: *rolls eyes* Caption aside, I do like 'truth'.
Oki: OKAY! *squee*
Hiji: ....You're vibrating, Souji.
Oki: I'm excited, that's why! Lookit, I'm vibrating! *vibrates*
Hiji: You're having sugar withdrawals, aren't you.
Oki: SUGAR! *squee*
Hiji: Right. Time to go. *drags Okita off with him*
Oki: BAI BAI! *waves merrily*
Heisuke: Whoa. And I thought my shouta withdrawal was bad. Good thing you're always around, Shinpattsuan.
Shinpachi: ....Anytime.
Sano: So is Shinpachi a fruit too?
Shinpachi: Forget it, Sano.