Because apparently, when you sleep all day, you also want to sleep all night too.
NOPE
It’s 1:15am, and I officially have insomnia. How did I realize this so early, you ask? Well, I have absolutely zero fucking internet. I have nothing but a word document, my brand-new Glee CDs, and the Anastasia movie to accompany me trough this long night in which I will fall asleep at a rather late hour, only to be woken up by my father. So this means that if by now I am not snoring into my pillow (and for the record, I absolutely do not snore) then fuck, I can’t sleep.
Jesus fucking Christ, I need to learn to make sentences shorter.
Anyways. This is my story, which I will be writing in a word document that I will title “Smart life decisions; Alba edition.” We can all already tell this will be either very, very fun or very, very boring.
It all started right after I got out of school. I was very happy, since tomorrow/today we didn’t have school, considering the fact that tomorrow/today was Mexico’s Independence Day.
Also yay, Mexican Independence Day. Tell your friends, get some sombreros and be fake Mexicans for the day.
Anyways, but right when I was getting back, a terrible, terrible headache hit me. When I got home, I had work to do, I was planning on spending time with my friends and listening to my new CDs, but instead I fell into my bed and slept the day away. This actually really frustrates me. But I digress, it happened and by the time I woke up it was to the smell of food, and also to my utter frustration, my parents. By the time I was one with dinner, I planned on wasting my night away on internet, good music, and herping the derp with my friends (or at least until the bitches had to go to sleep). But I barely had even spent 15min. on the internet, and suddenly it was off. Bam. Just like that, I had no internet connection, and when I tried to turn it back on, my dad scolded me.
“Since you slept all day, you need to sleep all night too, since that means you are tired,” he told me. Yeah dad. Insomnia totally works that way.
But anyways. The night kinda drags on, especially when you have nothing to do except watch old movies and paint your nails. Trust me guys. Minesweeper isn’t really that fun, no matter how boos you may or may not be at the game. On the other hand, I really like my green nails. It’s a non-natural colour, and right now I am pissed to such levels that I will do everything in my small power to make my father angry. If I need to have stupid alien nails, then so be it. I also have blue, so we’ll see later what I can make with that. If I had orange, I would totally be doing rainbow nails right now. Maybe I’ll even try to make Mexican nails.
Oh, the possibilities of boredom, nail paint, and a fucking load of time. Imagination at it’s best.
Also, if I could find and charge my MP3 player tonight, it would be really fucking cool. Because tomorrow I’m leaving on a family trip, and I am not getting into a car with my parents for hours without headphones on.
I usually love my parents and talk to them a lot, but right now it’s not usually. I am suffering a severe case of teenage angst. So I cannot even hope to communicate with them in a way that doesn’t end with snarky mart-ass comment and I really don’t want that, because they are fucking boring.
…
I found my old white, made of paper, “True Italian Spirit!” flag. Ok, I admit that cheered me up a little.
No but seriously guys. I want to find my charger.
OH SHIT. GREEN, WHITE, AND RED NAIL POLISH.
WE ARE DOING THIS MAN.
WE ARE MAKIGN THIS HAPPEN.
ALSO I AM SO DEAD TIRED, BUT I DO NOT WANT TO SLEEP…WHICH IS WHY, YOU KNOW, I’M HERE AND WRITING THIS.
SO YEAH, IF I MAKE TOTALLY DUMB SPELLIN MISTAKES, THAT’S WHY.
OH SHIT SON, I TOTALLY FORGOT HOW FUN CAPSLOCKS WERE.
This is kinda where I stopped coherency for the sake of having fun
I FIND THAT PAINTING YOUR NAILS WHILE WATCHING VMOES IS VER FUN AND SOMEWHAT RELAXING.
ANYWAYS.
WE ARE WATCHING ANASTASIA BITCHES. YOU KNOW FUCKIGN ANASTASIA? OF COURSE YOU DO, BECAUSE IF NOT GFTO AND NOBODY IS GETTING OUT RIGHT GUYS?
…
GUYS?
NAH I KID. I’M NOT REALLY IN THE BEST STATE TO EXPLAIN ANASTASIA RIGHT NOW, SO LET’S JUST WATCH THE FUCKONG MOVIE, ALRIGHT?
I KNOW YOU BITCHES LOVE READING ME REACTING TO THINGS. OH YES.
It kinda pisses me off that I bough the DVD in Mexico, so I wlaways have to change the language/subtitles to English. And IDK, I like the movie better in English.
OH FUCK EVERYBODY SHUT UP IT’S STARTING. LET’S LISTEN TO GRAMMA SPEAK, YES.
Little Anastia is eiter really fucking cute or annoying as shit. I can’t decide right now.
I want that music box, you guys. It’s so fucking amazing.
It’s my birthday soon too *coughcough* so if would be really awesome *coughcough* to get it, you know?
Also, Rasputin is very funny. IDK why. Maybe because I’m tired. HE’S UST SO EVIL, SO FRUSTATED, SO MUCH SEXUAL DESIRE FOR THE CZAR.
YES,YOU GUYS, WE ALWAYS NEED TO TURN AT LEAST ONE CHARACTER GAY IN A MOVIE.
I like how the gramma explains the Russia Revolution. So fake, yes. Oh America. How can you even be accurate?
HE SAID COMRADES. SDFJKDGHFSDHGAFJK
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG COMRADES. IN RUSSIA. WHO WOULD EXPECT THAT?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Anyways. Rasputin is ded.
OR IS HE?
He’s not.
Also we lost gramma. WELP
SO MANY LIVES WERE DESTROYED THAT NIGHT. WELL LADY, IF YOU GOVERNED CORRECTLY, MAYBE YOU WOULDN’T BE IN THIS MESS.
And I like how the first song with people complaining about how their lives suck after the Revolution.
THAT’S HOW IT USUALLY GOES GUYS. UNLESS YOU’RE THE FUCKING US OF A. WHICH YOU ARE VERY OBVIOUSLY NOT.
SHE SAID COMRADES.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dimitri’s accent is rather…American.
Oh wait.
I really like this part of the song. We’re they’re all dacing and singing. It looks so cool.
Expect for me to swoon endlessly at the song guys. I LOVE the songs in this movie.
SHE SAID COMRADE.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
…did Sheba even exist during that age?
Anyways.
I like this bitch. She kow what’s up.
But anyways. She’s supposed to be wrong but whatevs.
I find that a pet as a sign is rather nice.
If I get a cat our of it, I want a sign too.
Anyways, everyone shuddup, we’re lisening to Journey To The Past.
I really like the song, and her voice. The video is really meh.
Bt who am I to judge?
MOTEHRFUCKING ALBA, THAT’S WHO.
OH THE ANSTASIA AUDITIONG.
BEST.
BEST
BEST EVER. OMG THAT DUDE ROCKS THE LOOK WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GUYS.
ALSO WHAT KIND OF NAME FOR A DOG IS POOKA?
HONESTLY GIRL.
Anyways, we’re at the old abandoned casttel. THEN ZOMBIES HOWED UP.
Well no, BUT THEY SHOULD.
OH HELL YES.
ONCE UPON A DECEMBER.
I GAVE THAT BITCH SOME PAST MEMORIES.
BITCHES LOVE PAST MEMORIES.
NO SERIOUSLY PEOPLE.
SUCH AWESOME VIDEO, HER VOICE IS SOOOOOOOO NICE. THE SONG IS NOT THE EBST, BUT DEFINITELY GOOD.
AND HOSE GOSTH WHO COME OUT OF THE PAITNING AND THOSE OLD CLOTHES CATCH ME I AM SWOONING
THUNDER!!!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSS
I LOVE THUNDER GUYS
8DDDDDDDD
AND ANASTASIA’ DRESS
YES
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES
JUST LOOKD AT THOSE OLD UNIFORMS PEOPLE
…
Oh wait.
RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUUN
Vlad is so fucking boss people
But Dimitri is a rather good con man. I do admit that/
Also this bat. I forget his name. But he’s the most awesome fucking thing ever.
All of his quotes guys. All of them.
Ah Bartok. No wonder I never even bothered to learn his name.
SOMETHING’S HAPPENED. WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
AW SHIT SON. TURN THE BACK UP.
IN THE DARK NIGHT IS PLAYING. YOU ARE TO BE SILENT NOW.
No but seriously. This song is really cool.
YOU WORK THAT WIG GIRL. OWN IT.
The bugs are gross. But it’s still cool. The video…IDK. Only the end is the good part, somewhat.
But yeah. Good villain song. This dude should had sung more.
PWNED
I also like how Vlad is keeping tabs of their fight. And how Anya is totally winning.
Also she’s somewhat bratty. I’ve noticed.
BEST LINE
IT’S WHAT I HATE ABOUT THIS GOVERNMENT. EVERYTHING’S IN RED.
BEST LINE.
BITCHSLAPPED
How does a Russian man even know what flambéed means, much less be able to pronounce it?
Or was this the time French was famous in Russia? Don’t know.
WAIT DON’T DUCK. I NEED TO SAY A FUNNY LINE FIRST.
WAIT DON’T JUMP. I NEED TO SAY A FUNNY LINE FIRST.
Also how Rasputin can fall apart and be together again is really freaky.
Oh, also east Prussia is on this map. Kelw.
Lmao Vlad talking about Sophie.
Also the part where she throws the rose at the water. Mm. Love it. Such a pretty animation.
OH YES.
LEARN TO DO IT.
GOOD SONG, GOOD LYRICS. GOOD VIDEO.
ALSO RATHER FUN. EXCEPT THE PART WHERE WOODLAND ANIMALS FOLLOW HER. THE FUCK IS THAT. THIS ISN’T DISNEY PEOPLE.
Also I really like how the three of them sound together. Is nice.
AH SHIT YES. THE BOAT PART. SCREW THE WHOLE MOVIE. THISIS THE BEST PART.
MY FAVOURITE PART EVER IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE MOVIE, MY FAVOURITE SONG IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE MOVIE. IT’S ALL JUST AMAZING WIN.
BEST PART. I AM ALSMOT CRYING.
I DIN’T WRITE ANYTHING.
LET ME JUST…BACK UP AND WATCH IT AGAIN. YES
So first off, Anya looks so fucking beautiful in that dress, I love it.
Two, the fact that they could play a whole game of chss in the time she could get dressed makes me lol.
How they fail at waltzing at first is adorkable.
AND VLAD’S SONG. VLAD’S FUCKING SONG YOU GUYS.
IT’S THE SHORTEST, BUT THE BEST SONG IN THE WHOLE DAMN MOVIE. I CAN’T HELP BUT SING ALONG AND SWOON ENDLESSLY. I LOVE THIS SONG SO, SO MUCH PEOPLE.
AND YES. I ADMIT. I AM A TOTALL GEEK FOR ROMATIC MOMENTS.
AND THE LINES YOU GUYS. SUCH A CUTE AND ROMANTIC DIALOGUE. EVEN IF TI’S STUPID AS HELL.
AW SHIT NO WAY MAN IT’S RANING HELL FUCKING YES I LOVE RAIN. HAVE I MENTIONED THAT BEFORE? I THINK I HAVE MENTIONED THAT BEFORE, I LOVE RAIN A LOT. LIKE SERIOUSLY A LOT. YES.
AND I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR. ALMOST. BUT MY SWAG PULLED ME BACK UP.
I ALSO AM GETTING RATHER BORED, SO I’M GONNA GO LOOK AT THE SPECIAL THIGS IN THE DVD IDK THE NAMES. ESTRA FEATURES?
Ah cool. I think this is a behind the scenes.
I really like these parts. They tell you a lot and you look at the movie in a different light.
Also you know that thing that represents the allienace between france and Russia?
Yeah.
I like that thing
BITCH, YOU CAN’T PRONOUNCE LOUVRE FOR SHIT
Ah yes. Talking about music now. Awwwww yeeeeaaaaaaah
Oh shit
Fucking movie took three years to make
Ok. Wow
Oh yeah, now I remember this bitch. Yeah. She sings good.
Oh hey cool. They’re showing the same song in different languages. I like these kinds of things.
and then Alba was bored and she went to sleep at 4:35 ish am
ANYWAYS PEOPLE
YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
FUCKING 16TH OF SEPTEMBER, THAT'S WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS
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GO OUTSIDE AND AT LEAST GIVE MEXICO A PAT IN THE BACK FOR IT'S INDEPENDENCE.