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I was really bored and came across this off a random persons xanga...I thought it was funny...and i wanted to share...
Screw a boyfriend…
I am currently accepting applications for a Fuck Buddy.
Fuck buddy must:
1) Be a giver and a taker
2) Have no STD’s, children, or current girlfriends
3) Not have erectile dysfunction (big waste of time…)
4) Should not want to date me (that’s how Ive either gotten a boyfriend or lost a fuck buddy)
5) Be horny a good majority of the time
6) Not be super busy (when I make a the “call” he shouldn’t be busy every time)
7) Have a life (not waiting around for me to call or call me 10 times a day)
8) Have good hygine (“eww… what is that” is the worst thing you can hear when you undress fellas)
9) Be *cough* a big guy
10) Know what he is doing (at this age, you really SHOULD know what youre doing)
11) Watch some TV with me before or after
12) Wrestle with me and make me laugh
13) Not be a "one pump chump"
14) Have a good sense of humor