...This year Jesus is getting the axe.


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Mingus + Heavy Fucking Distortion = Suffocation

After watching EpicMealTime: BEHOLD! The BLT Macaroni & Cheese, Beer Batter Fried Onions, Burger on a French Toasted Challah!

Also... If I got this beer batch right... It should be ready by March =\
Its time to start making batches that don't require aging. But that means lower alcohol content! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Never fucked up a batch of alcohol before (making a non-alcoholic beer... fucked up taste plenty of times before, but the booze always occurred) It would help if I knew what went wrong. Well I guess that's a sign to start buying two things of yeast so that if I fuck up again... I'll have something to fall back on ( Read more... )

Despite its immense grace and overwhelming beauty, what you aren't told about the Swansong is... How ugly the final verse can be.

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Why can't pouring an energy drink on a broken hot tub really take you back in time? Trust me... I've tried it. It doesn't work. But it should.

Spoonful of sugar and a shot of Jameson Whiskey... As I found out this morning, in fact, do make the best ice coffee ever... I'm not the only one who thought so either ( Read more... )

Just got back from Zappa Plays Zappa...

Zappa is able to say anything in a riff that takes Lady Gaga a whole fucking song to do. And fuck knows how many riffs go into Zappa songs... So one Lady Gaga album can't even portray as much as one Zappa song.

Thank you Washington and England for making Ed Repka's album covers become a reality. Now lets set a match and watch the world fucking burn.