Last Season: Trent was having an affair with the maid, and knocked up his wife. Tina became a smoking hott teen, who tried to steal Sharla Ottamas' boyfriend.
Tina: I was totally shocked when Mom went into labor during breakfast!
Tina: I was even more shocked, when she had twins! I don't know who's who, but one is Taryn and the other is Trevor.
Tina: Dad was excited about the arrival of the twins, and even more excited about finally having a son.
Tina: The one question on everybody's mind was, where the heck did those grey eyes come from? Both twins have them. I guess no one should be so surprised, since I have green eyes that neither of my parents have.
Tina: Mom got fired. She's a great cook, so I'm sure she'll get back into the career, but higher up where they can appreciate her talents.
Tina: I started seeing someone. Not Tommy. His name is Phil, and he's a bit older than I am.
Tina: I also found out that Dad is seeing that skanky maid. I don't have the heart to tell Mom though.
Tina: The twins birthday came up really fast.
Tina: I know this isn't very nice to say, but Taryn looks like she could kill someone with that look.
Tina: Trevor was luckier, since he looks like Dad.
Tina: I walked in on my parents after they...ew I don't even want to think about what they did. That'll teach me to just stroll into their room.
Tina: I got another older boyfriend.
Tina: This one's name is Goopy, and he knows how to treat a lady!
Tina: Dad got abducted! We got up to welcome him back home the next morning, but he didn't come back.
Tina: Sneaking around with older guys in a thunder storm isn't exactly a good idea.
Tina: I snuck Goopy up to room, and that's when he told me that he loved me.
Tina: I pretty sure I loved him too. Maybe it was time to take our relationship to the next level...
Tina: The twins grew up again. My little sister still kinda scares me.
Tina: Dad was finally returned home two days after his abduction. I wonder what happend up there?