Please, please, come and eat him. Take him away. If he was amusing I wouldn't mind so much, but he's a grown man who paints himself orange and claims to come from some baked bean related planet. If you have any qualms about canibalism, I suggest that, as you're eating him, you keep reminding yourself that maybe he was telling the truth and he isn't human at all. Eating giant (semi-)sentient baked beans is quite all right.
I should reassure you that I wasn't taking it seriously. The fact that the thing pretty much asked, "To what extent do you agree with this Lib Dem policy?" over and over again sort of gave it away. Hopefully not too many people will vote for the Lib Dems just because that thing told them to. And I'm saying that as one of their supporters...
Ah yes, the Respect Coalition, twinned with the Baath Party. No war in Iraq 'cos Saddam's my buddy, and all that. That side of thing rather lets down their proper socialist credentials somewhat, I reckon...
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It actually made me really angry with it's overly simplified questions.
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In anycase, I reckong it should also have had the Sir-I-respect-your-indefatigability Party down as well.
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Sounds like frantic back peddling to me...
Much of that book of his makes great sense. It's just every now and then something like this comes along and you think "fool".
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