FACIAL HAIR EXPERIMENTATION

[pnostlove]

After a great deal of effort, including applying special lotions and consuming lots of every known vitamin, I finally succeeded in growing facial hair. Even eyebrows. Behold the results in all their glory :

Comments

[alicated]

Ah, I think I finally realised why I've been growing strange amounts of body hair following my recent taking of echinacea supplements.

[pnostlove]

Echinacea supplements were the main thing I was advised to take by my beard consultants. "Number One Hair Growth Thingy" they called it. Does this mean that you have a beard now too?

[alicated]

Nah, just the sideburns and a highly impressive chest wig.

[pnostlove]

A woman with a hairy chest is a fine woman indeed.

In my opinion at least.

[catdraco]

You need a beret. And perhaps, a mirror. *snicker*

=)

[pnostlove]

I'll have you know that I do indeed have a beret (not visible in picture due to being somewhere else) and I used a mirror to take that picture. Are you trying to imply that I'm not actually some kind of sex thang that no woman could resist? Because if you are, well, I'm sorry, but you're off my list.

[catdraco]

No, I just meant you'd have drawn shaved the edges a bit neater with a mirror.

You are a remarkable sex thang, and if I weren't already shackled to a very large and hairy man, I'd have swum halfway across the Pacific by now. (Halfway is where the panic sets in, you know...)

[negative_utopia]

you are a sex god. If I were a woman...if Groucho was still alive...