If Hitler had been right about his thousand year Reich and all that lot, what would the Nazis of the future be thinking to themselves by the year 2932? Would they defy this prophet and persevere with the whole thing even though he'd only given them one millennium, or would they go with what he said and try a bit of socialism of the non-national ( Read more... )

Here's a photograph of something that wicker_girl and I got up to last week.


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Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band

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Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:Half Man Half BiscuitAre you male or female:The bastard son of Dean FriedmanDescribe yourself:I left my heart in Papworth GeneralHow do some people feel about you: ( Read more... )

Thanks to televisation, I've just seen it for the first time. The problem is that I'm currently responsible for keeping the idea of comedy/opera going. Seriously. Stuart Lee has, via a mutual friend, given his endorsement to a plan that I came up with quite a few years ago (or so I believe, perhaps the mutual friend is lying). I have to turn this ( Read more... )

Over the festive period, I ate four new types of animal. They were as follows ( Read more... )

I've got away from my mother's house and the temptation to glance over the right wing rag of a newspaper that she gets, but I'm still open to annoyance on the subject of the tsunami. Now I've had to listen to people on the radio saying things like, "I've come here on holiday, so I'm going to stay here and enjoy myself." I was a little bit annoyed ( Read more... )

It's my last night away from home during the Christmas exile, and for the past couple of nights I've been staying at my mother's house. She, in her insanity, gets the Daily Mail delivered to her house. I tried to talk her out of it tonight, but she won't listen. Anyway, as I'm sure that anyone with any sense will know, there's been something of a ( Read more... )

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Here is the news. I don't exactly fit in with mainstream society. I'm glad that I took a test to tell me this. I dyed my hair blue today. Fuck yeah...


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