i am the best person in the world.
well, because i loved the speech so much and i spent so much time on it, i'm going to share it with you all!! :-)
Guys I have some news for you. Chances are you may even find it hard to accept, but it is the cold, hard truth-even I have to accept it. Ladies and gentlemen… you all are… inferior to me.
Although it may be something you might not have known, I’m letting you know the best piece of information you’re going to hear all year: I, Paula S.C, am the best person in the world.
I’m sure you all have heroes and you say, “Oh my goodness, that’s like the best person in the world! Like George W. Bush: look at how he… presidents. Larry the Cable Guy: he’s all like ‘Git r’ dun!’ Paris Hilton: She has this fabulous lifestyle and wears hardly anything and hasn’t gotten a cold; and she does her thing, yet she still hasn’t gotten the clap!”
Like you, even I have a few people I think are pretty neat. My mom, for instance, Oprah Winfrey, and the late Princess Diana. But then I got to thinking-and I’ve put a lot of thought into this: no matter what these people have done and what amount of celebrity they possess, I’m still the best person in the world. Well yeah, there’s like… Jesus… and God… you know, people like that. But I swear I’m up there as well!
So I’m sure you all are wondering: “Why-how did she come to this conclusion?” Well, it’s because of my many fine attributes. I am smart, sociable, helpful, goal-oriented, I like to meet new people, and I like to entertain others.
You can’t be dumb and be the best person in the world at the same time. You have got to have some smarts to you. Well, we all saw my recent showcase of intelligence on “Jeopardy!” where I was a contestant for 74 days, and won over one million dollars.
I also love to talk to other people. I try to make it a daily thing where I can speak to a host of people, including former vice president Al Gore.
I am very helpful. I dedicated my life to the children of the world that did not have anyone to love them, and I was admired and adored by millions
Being the goal-oriented person that I am, I have strived hard to work among leaders of the world, including George W. Bush...
...and also be crowned Miss America.
Whether it is walking down the street, on the campus shuttle, or in the White House conference room, I love to meet all kinds of people. I believe that there is something to learn from everyone in this world you come in contact with. I like to draw knowledge and understanding from a variety of people, including world leaders.
Lastly, I love to entertain. I like to sing, dance, and tell jokes. I love to perform with the other two members of my group, and put on shows and concerts.
And that is why I am the best person in the world.
Guys I have some news for you. Chances are you may even find it hard to accept, but it is the cold, hard truth-even I have to accept it. Ladies and gentlemen… you all are… inferior to me.
Although it may be something you might not have known, I’m letting you know the best piece of information you’re going to hear all year: I, Paula S.C, am the best person in the world.
I’m sure you all have heroes and you say, “Oh my goodness, that’s like the best person in the world! Like George W. Bush: look at how he… presidents. Larry the Cable Guy: he’s all like ‘Git r’ dun!’ Paris Hilton: She has this fabulous lifestyle and wears hardly anything and hasn’t gotten a cold; and she does her thing, yet she still hasn’t gotten the clap!”
Like you, even I have a few people I think are pretty neat. My mom, for instance, Oprah Winfrey, and the late Princess Diana. But then I got to thinking-and I’ve put a lot of thought into this: no matter what these people have done and what amount of celebrity they possess, I’m still the best person in the world. Well yeah, there’s like… Jesus… and God… you know, people like that. But I swear I’m up there as well!
So I’m sure you all are wondering: “Why-how did she come to this conclusion?” Well, it’s because of my many fine attributes. I am smart, sociable, helpful, goal-oriented, I like to meet new people, and I like to entertain others.
You can’t be dumb and be the best person in the world at the same time. You have got to have some smarts to you. Well, we all saw my recent showcase of intelligence on “Jeopardy!” where I was a contestant for 74 days, and won over one million dollars.
I also love to talk to other people. I try to make it a daily thing where I can speak to a host of people, including former vice president Al Gore.
I am very helpful. I dedicated my life to the children of the world that did not have anyone to love them, and I was admired and adored by millions
Being the goal-oriented person that I am, I have strived hard to work among leaders of the world, including George W. Bush...
...and also be crowned Miss America.
Whether it is walking down the street, on the campus shuttle, or in the White House conference room, I love to meet all kinds of people. I believe that there is something to learn from everyone in this world you come in contact with. I like to draw knowledge and understanding from a variety of people, including world leaders.
Lastly, I love to entertain. I like to sing, dance, and tell jokes. I love to perform with the other two members of my group, and put on shows and concerts.
And that is why I am the best person in the world.