he was supposed to be our generation's Jack Nicholson or Robert DeNiro ( Read more... )

i dont want to ( Read more... )

have lj sex with me?

oooooh...

mmmmmm....

thats good....

just like that...

oh wow....

oh...

oh...

OH...

please join me. this is getting lonely and perverted.

"comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind."

"we saw this guy... he was bleeding profusely... we thought he was kidding." :D

actual quote from some guy i just saw on CNN...