I used to think there was no such thing as random, then my eyes requested a vacation...

[pocketssssssand]

So I got home at like 12:23 tonight (this morning if you are a fag) and there was this racoon in my driveway, the little fucker was all like, "Ooh, I'm a big bad nasty rodent, I'ma gunna bite you!" So I kicked that mo fugga in the teeth, most bad ass thing ever, the only drawback to this, it scared me so much, I literally shit my pants.

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[witchypoo715]

I couldn't breathe from laughing just now.

PSSSHHH! And you say your not funny.