[...fic?] Sinking ur ship, one dick at a time.

[crazy_otaku911]

Typical result of talking to omoikkiri. Inspired by Neil Gaiman and his twitter wives. Co-written? Co-maddness? BRAINWAVES.

omoikkiri: "Not unless we're married. RT @JoseCansucko: sooooo you want us to tweet pics of our dicks to you?"
omoikkiri: SCREAMS
omoikkiri: that should be a line in a fic



Fujigaya → Kawai: i'm bored :<

Kawai → Fujigaya: want me to text you pictures of my dick :D

Fujigaya → Kawai: are you going to marry me when the pics hit the tabloids

Kawai → Fujigaya: i don't wanna be the jin-kun in this relationship what the hell

Fujigaya → Kawai: fml fine you can be meisa -_(\

Kawai → Fujigaya: does this mean i get pics of your dick 8D?

Fujigaya → Kawai: no, taipiinisu is shy

Kawai → Fujigaya: you mean tiny :-P

Kawai → Fujigaya: ickle litttle taichinchin

[Yokoo, looking over Fujigaya's shoulder: what. the. fuck.]