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Legend of the Seeker

[pocky_slash]

A young woodsman embarks on a mystical quest with an elderly wizard, a beautiful woman who mind-rapes people with her eyes, and a reformed dominatrix. Along the way they collect magical objects, rescue villagers, and try not to doom the world by having sex.

A list

[pencilpocky]

CARA beats up a leather-clad Cordelia Chase. Naked. Then, they make out. It's a punishment.

CARA time travels and makes out with Richard. Naked. But, Richard wants true love.

CARA walks into a bar. Grabs a guy. Tops him. Then beats up everyone else.

CARA sexes all the rocks in the Midlands.

CARA meets Leo who wants to be a bird she can love. She tops him too.

CARA goes into withdrawal because Kahlan and Richard refuse to have a threesome.

CARA's seduced back with the bad guys by her dominatrix partner and their red velvet leader who kills kittens.

POWERFUL MAGIC happens. CARA now has feelings.

The third season would have explored the power of three. As in 3somes. Poor CARA.

Re: A list

[swatkat24]

I sporfled IRL. Ahahaha!

Re: A list

[pencilpocky]

:) These are basically gifs all over tumblr so I'm glad it made sense.

Re: Legend of the Seeker

[daegaer]

Once upon a time a hot brother and an evil brother engaged in incest via violence. Some sexy nuns were involved, who may possibly be the same people as the women with evil sex magic. And then everyone had sex. Violently.

Re: Legend of the Seeker

[lilian_cho]

!!!

If there really are implied brothercest I'm totally watching the show X-D

AHAHAHAH SEXY NUNS YES WHY SO MANY WHITE DRESSES, SHOW?

(I've only watched half an episode)

Re: Legend of the Seeker

[daegaer]

Bearing in mind that I've only seen a slash vid that emphasized the, ahem, brotherly love, I was told by fellow vid-watchers that said brotherly love does in fact exist!

The Powerful Magic of Kahlan's Hair

[_thirty2flavors]

"I love you," declared a man named Richard, who was shirtless and glistening slightly, as shirtless men are wont to do

Re: The Powerful Magic of Kahlan's Hair

[goldy_dollar]

Combined, your hair and my shirtlessness will blind the enemies with beauty. Also, we have swords.

lol

man, this show was so great. I bet the people who cancelled it were the same people who cancelled Firefly.

Maybe Crazy!Ten can deal with them too.

Re: Legend of the Seeker

[tears_of_nienna]

Craig Parker is evil and has incredibly sexy arms.

THE END.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT THE PLOT?

Re: Legend of the Seeker

[vampyreranger]

THIS THIS IS WHY I STARTED WATCHING THE SHOW