Fanfiction - What's wrong with my butt?
Title: What's wrong with my butt?
Author: Ritsu (crazy_otaku911)
Pairing: Yabu Kouta X Takaki Yuya
Rating: PG
Summary: There are many ways to show affection. Yabu's is rather interesting and Yuya doesn't know what to think about it!
Disclaimer: This work is purely fiction.
Warnings: Crack.
A/N: Beta'd by shimizumiki <3
Written for Koukou (Aka hotfruits), because...well, Yabu admitted to having a completely strange way of showing his love. :D Hope you like this, bb~
People all have different ways of expressing themselves for any emotion, be it happy, sad, upset, angry. Take 'affection' for example. Some people hug people, others kiss peoples cheeks, and still others high five.
Yabu Kouta showed his affection by slapping your butt.
“Kouta, what ARE you doing?” Yuya stared at his leader like he'd grown a third eye or something, causing the older boy to laugh as he sat down, as if he hadn't just smacked Yuya's ass. Which he had.
“You know exactly what I did.” Yabu grinned in amusement as Yuya's face turned into a mixture of horror, disbelief, and confusion, which suited him rather nicely. Yuya's face was rather expressive when he wasn't pouting or prissing, which was almost never.
“You just slapped my butt!” Yuya added disgust to the mixture of emotions and it got the rest of BEST laughing.
“Awww, c'mon, you're telling me Kou's never slapped your butt before?” Hikaru snickered. “It's how he marks his property.”
“I only slap your butt so you won't get a girlfriend.” Yabu pointed out happily, which won him a dirty look from his best friend. “What? It's true! Your butt is tiny and it doesn't even make a sound! And you don't need to be getting anyone pregnant.”
“He just slapped my butt!” Yuya interjected, wanting an answer.
“Excuse me, Yabu Kouta, I wasn't aware that real men were supposed to have big butts. And you only wish you could tap this.” Hikaru turned to wag his butt at Yabu, smirking.
“In your dreams!” Yabu threw a pillow at him, which ended up hitting Yuya, who yowled about his hair. It took Inoo several moments to get him calmed down.
“But why did he slap my butt?” Yuya demanded with a huff, parking said butt on the floor.
“Because we're all Yabu's bitches.” Hikaru answered, throwing the pillow back at Yabu. “He's our pimp!”
Yuya was starting to question the sanity of his fellow BEST members. Maybe it was actually a good thing that he spent more time with 7. It felt awkward to have Yabu slapping his butt. It didn't help that Yuya had developed a crush on Yabu a few months ago and it was only growing stronger. This just made it all too strange.
“Yabu likes my butt the best, ne?” Daiki rolled onto his stomach, laughing lightly. “He slaps it a lot!”
“I do agree, I do agree.” Yabu nodded, still grinning. “It's soft and it makes a great sound when you smack it.” To demonstrate, he leaned over off the couch to swat at Daiki's rear, which one him another weird look from Yuya. This was just too weird. “Dai-chan's got the best one...but Inoo's isn't bad. It's like a mix between Daiki's and Hikaru's. Not quite soft, but not made of steel either!”
“.....Why do you rate their butts?” Yuya asked, feeling like he'd go cross eyed. “...And.” He added, looking sheepish. “What about mine?”
“Mm?” Yabu tilted his head and shrugged. “Yours has a nice shape.”
Somehow that wasn't what Yuya wanted to hear...and it wasn't fair that Daiki's butt won over his! Wait, why did he even care about this? He needed to just forget all of this and walk away. But it sort of bothered him. His helpless crush made him want Yabu to like his butt the best.
...Damn. Okay, thoughts were getting way too weird. They hovered over him all day, so much so that Chinen had to shake him several times before he snapped out of it. “Eh?” He blinked down at the small boy.
“Yuuuuuyan~” Chinen whined slightly, pouting, his arms wrapped around the older boy's waist. “You were spacing out! It's time to gooooo!”
“What? Oh! Oh!” Yuya had completely forgotten about tonight. They were all going over to Yabu's place for a sleep over. (Because JUMP needed to bond without work, Yabu decided.) He smiled and ruffled the small boy's hair. “Let's go!”
Bags were grabbed, boys were gathered, and off to Yabu's they went. Ten boys were a lot to fit into one place, but they all managed to find their own space on the couch or the floor. Yuya just let Keito pull him down onto a seat, still too occupied to really pay attention to the deliberations of what movie to watch.
“Yuuyan, are you okay?” Yuya snapped out of his thoughts again as Yabu addressed him. “Eh?”
“Are you okay?” Yabu repeated, obviously concerned. Yuya just stared at him for a moment, wondering why he was so preoccupied with his leader. What was it about Yabu Kouta? Why was Yuya so enthralled with his smiles, his words, his perfection. Why was he so perfect?
...And why did he not like Yuya's butt the most.
He smacked his forehead in frustration, trying to clear his thoughts. He realized the rest of the group was giving him strange looks and he just smiled, giving them his doe-eyed look. “N-no...I'm fine.” He chirped, scooting. “I just..uh...Gotta go to the bathroom!”
Yabu examined him for a moment and then nodded. “Come on, I'll show you.”
Relieved that he wasn't being interrogated about his sleeping patterns or anything like that, Yuya quickly hopped up and followed after the older boy. He really didn't need to use the bathroom, but he did anyways, since Yabu would just ask more questions if he didn't.
After drying his hands, he exited the bathroom and found himself being suddenly yanked into a different room, yelping as the door shut behind him. “Wha?!”
Yabu had yanked Yuya into what the boy assumed to be his room. He stood in front of Yuya, arms folded, frowning slightly. “Talk to me, Yuuyan.”
Oh...okay, so he hadn't fooled Yabu at all. Yuya squirmed slightly and tried to just smile and fake his way out of more questions. “Nothing, silly. I'm fiiiiiiine~” He twirled around a little, just to show Yabu that he was, (even if he wasn't quite). “You worry too much, Kou-kou~”
Yabu stepped forward, jabbing Yuya's shoulder gently. “Stop that.” He told him quietly. “Stop thinking you can fool me, Yuuyan. You've been spacing all day. You didn't even notice that Yuto put your hair up in ponytails, or that Ryu-chan took them out. You've had a frown on your face unless someone was talking to you and I swear, half the time we practiced, you were glaring at your rear in the mirror. What's wrong?”
Yuya flushed, looking down. It would be so weird to admit to Yabu that he was bothered over something so trivial as the other's opinion of his butt. “Eh?” He tried deflecting again. “Did they really do something to my hair!?”
“You're stalling.” Yabu wasn't amused. The concern was so evident that Yuya felt pleased. Yabu obviously cared, but he definitely didn't want to talk about it. He was just a groupmate, nothing else. “Yuuyan....” Yabu reached out and brushed a finger over his cheek. “I need to know.”
Yuya bit his lip, shrinking into himself slightly, eyes glued to the floor. He hated that despite how much he didn't want to chance a rejection, he couldn't deny Yabu an answer.
“....What's wrong with my butt?” Shoot, that was totally not the best way to start things out.
“What?” Yabu went from concerned to concerned with a bit of incredulity. “What are you talking about.”
Now that the words came out in a rush, Yuya's cheeks going flaming red as they tumbled out. “I just...I just...it's all...I really just...like you. Do you like Daiki? Is that why? Or does my butt really just suck. I just wanted you....I don't even know, Kouta, but--”
His words were cut off by a finger over his lips and a soft 'shhh'. Yuya looked up into Yabu's eyes, feeling like he could just die with embarrassment. But Yabu was smiling gently. “Yuuyan...I didn't say your butt sucked.” His voice was amused but warm. “I said it had a nice shape....And honestly, what does slapping Daiki's butt have to do with anything? Yeah, I like slapping his butt the best...but yours...” Yabu trailed off for a moment and then pulled Yuya against him. “Your butt is better for things like this.” Yabu wrapped on arm around Yuya's waist, smiling.
Then he groped Yuya's rear.
“And just so you know.” Yabu whispered, moving his hand back up around his waist. He just held Yuya for a few moments before saying the few words that made his heart skip several beats. “I really like you too.”
It took the rest of JUMP several hours before they noticed that the two older boys were missing and it resulted in a quick search and the door to Yabu's room was soon opened. They found the two of them curled up together on Yabu's bed, a blanket draped over them. Hikaru noted with a smile that Yabu's hand was firmly placed over Yuya's butt. They were in each other's arms, noses and foreheads touching, as if they'd fallen asleep talking while looking into each other's eyes. Hikaru was quick to shoo the other boys out. He knew that even if they did wake up anytime soon, his best friend definitely needed to spend more time with the boy who owned his favorite butt.
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A/N: Seriously, I have no idea how much sense this makes, especially if you look at what Yabu/BEST actually said. But this is what it ended up. I hope you guys like, especially you, Koukou~
Author: Ritsu (crazy_otaku911)
Pairing: Yabu Kouta X Takaki Yuya
Rating: PG
Summary: There are many ways to show affection. Yabu's is rather interesting and Yuya doesn't know what to think about it!
Disclaimer: This work is purely fiction.
Warnings: Crack.
A/N: Beta'd by shimizumiki <3
Written for Koukou (Aka hotfruits), because...well, Yabu admitted to having a completely strange way of showing his love. :D Hope you like this, bb~
People all have different ways of expressing themselves for any emotion, be it happy, sad, upset, angry. Take 'affection' for example. Some people hug people, others kiss peoples cheeks, and still others high five.
Yabu Kouta showed his affection by slapping your butt.
“Kouta, what ARE you doing?” Yuya stared at his leader like he'd grown a third eye or something, causing the older boy to laugh as he sat down, as if he hadn't just smacked Yuya's ass. Which he had.
“You know exactly what I did.” Yabu grinned in amusement as Yuya's face turned into a mixture of horror, disbelief, and confusion, which suited him rather nicely. Yuya's face was rather expressive when he wasn't pouting or prissing, which was almost never.
“You just slapped my butt!” Yuya added disgust to the mixture of emotions and it got the rest of BEST laughing.
“Awww, c'mon, you're telling me Kou's never slapped your butt before?” Hikaru snickered. “It's how he marks his property.”
“I only slap your butt so you won't get a girlfriend.” Yabu pointed out happily, which won him a dirty look from his best friend. “What? It's true! Your butt is tiny and it doesn't even make a sound! And you don't need to be getting anyone pregnant.”
“He just slapped my butt!” Yuya interjected, wanting an answer.
“Excuse me, Yabu Kouta, I wasn't aware that real men were supposed to have big butts. And you only wish you could tap this.” Hikaru turned to wag his butt at Yabu, smirking.
“In your dreams!” Yabu threw a pillow at him, which ended up hitting Yuya, who yowled about his hair. It took Inoo several moments to get him calmed down.
“But why did he slap my butt?” Yuya demanded with a huff, parking said butt on the floor.
“Because we're all Yabu's bitches.” Hikaru answered, throwing the pillow back at Yabu. “He's our pimp!”
Yuya was starting to question the sanity of his fellow BEST members. Maybe it was actually a good thing that he spent more time with 7. It felt awkward to have Yabu slapping his butt. It didn't help that Yuya had developed a crush on Yabu a few months ago and it was only growing stronger. This just made it all too strange.
“Yabu likes my butt the best, ne?” Daiki rolled onto his stomach, laughing lightly. “He slaps it a lot!”
“I do agree, I do agree.” Yabu nodded, still grinning. “It's soft and it makes a great sound when you smack it.” To demonstrate, he leaned over off the couch to swat at Daiki's rear, which one him another weird look from Yuya. This was just too weird. “Dai-chan's got the best one...but Inoo's isn't bad. It's like a mix between Daiki's and Hikaru's. Not quite soft, but not made of steel either!”
“.....Why do you rate their butts?” Yuya asked, feeling like he'd go cross eyed. “...And.” He added, looking sheepish. “What about mine?”
“Mm?” Yabu tilted his head and shrugged. “Yours has a nice shape.”
Somehow that wasn't what Yuya wanted to hear...and it wasn't fair that Daiki's butt won over his! Wait, why did he even care about this? He needed to just forget all of this and walk away. But it sort of bothered him. His helpless crush made him want Yabu to like his butt the best.
...Damn. Okay, thoughts were getting way too weird. They hovered over him all day, so much so that Chinen had to shake him several times before he snapped out of it. “Eh?” He blinked down at the small boy.
“Yuuuuuyan~” Chinen whined slightly, pouting, his arms wrapped around the older boy's waist. “You were spacing out! It's time to gooooo!”
“What? Oh! Oh!” Yuya had completely forgotten about tonight. They were all going over to Yabu's place for a sleep over. (Because JUMP needed to bond without work, Yabu decided.) He smiled and ruffled the small boy's hair. “Let's go!”
Bags were grabbed, boys were gathered, and off to Yabu's they went. Ten boys were a lot to fit into one place, but they all managed to find their own space on the couch or the floor. Yuya just let Keito pull him down onto a seat, still too occupied to really pay attention to the deliberations of what movie to watch.
“Yuuyan, are you okay?” Yuya snapped out of his thoughts again as Yabu addressed him. “Eh?”
“Are you okay?” Yabu repeated, obviously concerned. Yuya just stared at him for a moment, wondering why he was so preoccupied with his leader. What was it about Yabu Kouta? Why was Yuya so enthralled with his smiles, his words, his perfection. Why was he so perfect?
...And why did he not like Yuya's butt the most.
He smacked his forehead in frustration, trying to clear his thoughts. He realized the rest of the group was giving him strange looks and he just smiled, giving them his doe-eyed look. “N-no...I'm fine.” He chirped, scooting. “I just..uh...Gotta go to the bathroom!”
Yabu examined him for a moment and then nodded. “Come on, I'll show you.”
Relieved that he wasn't being interrogated about his sleeping patterns or anything like that, Yuya quickly hopped up and followed after the older boy. He really didn't need to use the bathroom, but he did anyways, since Yabu would just ask more questions if he didn't.
After drying his hands, he exited the bathroom and found himself being suddenly yanked into a different room, yelping as the door shut behind him. “Wha?!”
Yabu had yanked Yuya into what the boy assumed to be his room. He stood in front of Yuya, arms folded, frowning slightly. “Talk to me, Yuuyan.”
Oh...okay, so he hadn't fooled Yabu at all. Yuya squirmed slightly and tried to just smile and fake his way out of more questions. “Nothing, silly. I'm fiiiiiiine~” He twirled around a little, just to show Yabu that he was, (even if he wasn't quite). “You worry too much, Kou-kou~”
Yabu stepped forward, jabbing Yuya's shoulder gently. “Stop that.” He told him quietly. “Stop thinking you can fool me, Yuuyan. You've been spacing all day. You didn't even notice that Yuto put your hair up in ponytails, or that Ryu-chan took them out. You've had a frown on your face unless someone was talking to you and I swear, half the time we practiced, you were glaring at your rear in the mirror. What's wrong?”
Yuya flushed, looking down. It would be so weird to admit to Yabu that he was bothered over something so trivial as the other's opinion of his butt. “Eh?” He tried deflecting again. “Did they really do something to my hair!?”
“You're stalling.” Yabu wasn't amused. The concern was so evident that Yuya felt pleased. Yabu obviously cared, but he definitely didn't want to talk about it. He was just a groupmate, nothing else. “Yuuyan....” Yabu reached out and brushed a finger over his cheek. “I need to know.”
Yuya bit his lip, shrinking into himself slightly, eyes glued to the floor. He hated that despite how much he didn't want to chance a rejection, he couldn't deny Yabu an answer.
“....What's wrong with my butt?” Shoot, that was totally not the best way to start things out.
“What?” Yabu went from concerned to concerned with a bit of incredulity. “What are you talking about.”
Now that the words came out in a rush, Yuya's cheeks going flaming red as they tumbled out. “I just...I just...it's all...I really just...like you. Do you like Daiki? Is that why? Or does my butt really just suck. I just wanted you....I don't even know, Kouta, but--”
His words were cut off by a finger over his lips and a soft 'shhh'. Yuya looked up into Yabu's eyes, feeling like he could just die with embarrassment. But Yabu was smiling gently. “Yuuyan...I didn't say your butt sucked.” His voice was amused but warm. “I said it had a nice shape....And honestly, what does slapping Daiki's butt have to do with anything? Yeah, I like slapping his butt the best...but yours...” Yabu trailed off for a moment and then pulled Yuya against him. “Your butt is better for things like this.” Yabu wrapped on arm around Yuya's waist, smiling.
Then he groped Yuya's rear.
“And just so you know.” Yabu whispered, moving his hand back up around his waist. He just held Yuya for a few moments before saying the few words that made his heart skip several beats. “I really like you too.”
It took the rest of JUMP several hours before they noticed that the two older boys were missing and it resulted in a quick search and the door to Yabu's room was soon opened. They found the two of them curled up together on Yabu's bed, a blanket draped over them. Hikaru noted with a smile that Yabu's hand was firmly placed over Yuya's butt. They were in each other's arms, noses and foreheads touching, as if they'd fallen asleep talking while looking into each other's eyes. Hikaru was quick to shoo the other boys out. He knew that even if they did wake up anytime soon, his best friend definitely needed to spend more time with the boy who owned his favorite butt.
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A/N: Seriously, I have no idea how much sense this makes, especially if you look at what Yabu/BEST actually said. But this is what it ended up. I hope you guys like, especially you, Koukou~